Sunday, November 25, 2012

Celluloid #160

In Theaters

Holy Motors (2012) Carax - I really cannot begin to explain what this film is about, but I loved it. A man goes on a series of "appointment" throughout the day, working as some sort of existential actor fulfilling emotional scenarios in others' lives. These appointments involve elaborate disguises and range from heartfelt to absurd. There's motion capture fucking, a song by Kylie Minogue, a naked dwarf who kidnaps Eva Mendes, murders, grief, etc. This film has plenty of ecstatic imagery to spare. 9/10

In Home

the Deep Blue Sea (2012) Davies - Hester is having an affair with Freddie. Her husband is just a little too rulesy and seems to be under his mother's thumb despite his advanced age. Freddie is not necessarily much of a prize given his mood swings and violent temper, but even so, they have extreme passion and lust for one another. Hester is unlucky to live in a time that won't grant her freedom. This is maybe the best that I've ever seen Rachel Weisz (not that she's a particular favorite of mine), but the non-linear structure of the film undercuts much of the weight that I assume is associated with certain emotional scenes. 6/10

Goodbye First Love (2012) Hansen-Love - Camille is 15 and in love with 19 year-old Sullivan. They have a lot of sex and possess the naivete monopolized by adolescents. Sullivan struggles to know what to do with himself in life and is planning a trip to South America with some friends. Camille is devastated even though the trip is only supposed to be for ten months. Her fears are confirmed when Sullivan fails to return for many years beyond that and the two lose touch. Camille tries to move on with her life and even falls for one of her professors, but when Sullivan reenters her life, the chemistry just cannot be denied. 7/10

Keyhole (2012) Maddin - Guy Maddin's version of a ghost story? Ulysses is a gangster who ends up in a haunted house version of his previous home. He vows to win back his wife. There are plenty of disturbing things going on in the rooms - the wife has her naked father chained to the bed, Ulysses' son Manners is trying to revive his drowned sweetheart, and other family dysfunction. Features typical Maddin style and obsession with silent film era-style. This film is also notable for featuring one of the "Kids in the Hall" raping a ghost. 8/10

Perfect Sense (2012) Mackenzie  An interesting little indie sci-fi where the apocalypse is experience as a series of epidemics attacking one of the five senses. It starts when people begin losing their sense of smell, but after a few months, everyone gets used to this way of life and copes well until another syndrome strikes, leaving people without their sense of taste. Amidst these calamities, Susan (an epidemiologist) and Michael (a chef) strike up a precarious romance. 8/10

Trishna (2012) Winterbottom - I've never read Tess of D'Urbervilles but apparently this is a modern version of that story set in India. Trishna is the oldest daughter in a poor family and is given an opportunity to make a lot of money when a tourist offers her a job in his father's hotel. The son, Jay, also finds Trishna very beautiful and the two fall in love despite their different classes. However, the power dynamics quickly take their toll and it's clear this romance is doomed early on.. 7/10

Tyrannosaur (2011) Considine - An old drunk is maybe at the lowest point of his downward spiral. He has killed his dog during a drunken fit and has gotten into a brawl with some local hoodlums when he seeks refuge in a charity store run by a middle-aged Christian woman. She responds to his obvious distress by praying for him. Joseph visits Hannah several more times, sometimes to harass her, but soon the two develop a friendship when it becomes clear the Hannah's seemingly easy life is actually full of a lot of darkness and struggle. 7/10

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Celluloid #159



In Theaters

This Must Be the Place (2012) Sorrentino - Sean Penn plays an aging rockstar who looks remarkably similar to Robert Smith, and has the strangest soft voice. Cheyenne is pretty bored with his cozy life in Ireland, but all that changes when his estranged father dies. He flies to New York for the funeral and discovers that his father spent the majority of his life searching for the Nazi responsible for torturing him in the concentration camps. Cheyenne decides to adopt this cause as his own, taking him all over the country. Also, David Byrne plays himself in the film. 7/10

In Home

Margaret (2011) Lonergan - Lisa is partially responsible for causing a bus accident that results in a woman getting run over and killed. Lisa's also a teenager so we see her at school, having sex, and fighting with her mother in that particular way that daughters and mothers do. In general she emotionally manipulates everyone around her. She also gets it in her head that the bus driver should be fired despite the fact that she initially lied to the police to cover up for him. Lisa is not a particularly likable person, but that's perhaps what makes this film so compelling for its long run time. Lisa is played by a pre-True Blood Anna Paquin. 8/10

Miss Bala (2011) Naranjo - A young woman named Laura is trying out for a beauty pageant gets sucked into the dangerous world of drugs and violence in Tijuana just for being at the wrong place at the wrong time. She tries to escape several time, but the drug guys always find her. Not wanting her family to be involved, she endures multiple indignities to protect them. This film makes Laura suffer so much - I guess to show the world how rough things are in Tijuana, but this shouldn't be news to anyone. 6/10

Monsieur Lazhar (2012) Falardeau - A teacher at a private Montreal middle school hangs herself in her classroom. The students take her death very hard and the administration hires an older Algerian immigrant to take her place, since they don't have a lot of options. Monsieur Lazhar's methods are much more strict and old-school compared to the other teachers. We also find out that he is grieving for his own family and struggling to be allowed to stay in the country. 7/10

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Celluloid #158

In Theaters

Cloud Atlas (2012) Wachowskis & Tykwer - Adaptation of a beloved recent novel, but scraps many of the strengths of the book, namely the structure, to present a chaotic, jumbled film full of cheesiness, voiceovers, and heavy-handed messaging about how we are all connected. There are six distinct settings and sets of characters ranging from the 1800s to a post-apocalyptic time. I wouldn't say that I was ever bored for the nearly 3 hour run time, but probably best left in text form. 6/10

the Loneliest Planet (2012) Loktev - A couple is travelling around the Georgian Caucuses with a guide. Minimal plot, but incredible scenery - almost like watching something from National Geographic (and I'm guessing the title is a play on the Lonely Planet travel guide series). Not much happens until a group of men show up with guns and start speaking aggressively in a foreign language to the couple. Then something kinda small happens, but it changes the mood for the rest of the film, and undermines this seemingly ideal relationship. 8/10

the Sessions (2012) Lewin - This is the story of a man suffering from polio who has spent the vast majority of his life in an iron lung. In his later 30s, he gets a gig interviewing subjects to write an article about people with disabilities and their experiences with sex. This prompts Mark to start thinking about losing his own virginity. He gets in touch with a sex surrogate that provides him with his first sexual experiences, and maybe even falls for him. Crowd-pleasing, but a little too tidy-inspirational for my tastes. 7/10

In Home

Bernie (2012) Linklater - Bernie is a well-loved assistant funeral director in a small Eastern Texas town. He gets involved in a scandal when one widow develops a particularly close relationship with him. However, the widow soon becomes very toxic, jealous, and extremely possessive of Bernie, to the point that it's not surprising that he would feel smothered. Anyway, when she turns up missing, and Bernie is the primary suspect, the town refuses to believe that he had anything to do with it, or if he did, she most certainly deserved it - so deep is their affection for him. 7/10

Oslo, August 31st (2012) Trier - A man is finishing up a stint in rehab after struggling with drug addiction. His friends no longer know how to treat him, and he seems to struggle to find meaning in any human interaction. Trier is great with party scenes (see the "Deceptacon" sequence in his last film Reprise), but everyone should know this is a huge bummer of a movie...not that I have a problem with that. 7/10

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2012) Ramsay - Eva maybe always felt a little ambivalent about having a child, and Kevin fulfilled her biggest fears. Manipulative, even as an infant, Kevin cries constantly unless his father is around. He refuses to speak or potty-train long past appropriate ages. It's clear from the beginning of the film that Kevin has committed some Columbine-styled atrocity, and we are left to sort of the blame with Eva. 8/10


Sunday, November 4, 2012

Celluloid #157

And for October's viewings:

Phenomena (1985) Argento - 9/10 : A girl has a special connection with insects; a quality that comes in handy when she withstands a series of attacks.

the Brood (1979) Cronenberg - 9/10: Psychotherapy and homicidal mutant children will ruin your life!

Tetsuo: the Iron Man (1989) Tsukamoto - 8/10: I don't claim to know really what is going on here, but a man with a metal fetish becomes turning into a metal machine to hilarious and often disturbing effect.

Argo (2012) Affleck - 8/10: Political thriller about getting 6 Americans out of Iran by using the guise of a sci-fi film production team.

Christine (1983) Carpenter - 8/10: A nerdy boy loves his car so much. And apparently the car loves him back and won't let anyone get between them.

Bless Their Little Hearts (1984) Woodberry - 8/10: LA Rebellion film about underemployment and the effects on self-worth and relationships.

Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) Chbosky - 8/10: 90s coming-of-age story dealing with depression, homophobia, molestation, and general feelings of being an outcast.

Pet Sematary (1989) Lambert - 8/10: A family moves to Maine, next to a busy road and a cemetery that has powers to bring the dead back to life - just not the same as they were.

A Tale of Two Sisters (2004) Kim - 7/10: Two girls return home from a mental institute only to be tormented by their stepmothers and some ghosts.

Cabin in the Woods (2012) Goodard - 7/10: Meta horror movie where a group of friends who fit the archetypes (The Slut, The Jock, The Fool, The Nerd, & the Virgin) are unknowingly placed in a scenario where they have to fend for their lives.

Once Upon a Time in Anatolia (2012) Ceylan - 7/10: A group of men go searching for bodies around the countryside, and along the way discuss matters of getting older.

Ballerina (2009) Normand - 7/10: Documentary about 5 Russian ballerinas working at the Kirov.

Taken 2 (2012) Megaton - 7/10: Liam Neeson has to kick so much ass again, when his family is taken yet again...

Deathdream (1974) Clark - 7/10: A young man comes back from Vietnam - as a zombie!

the Paperboy (2012) Daniels - 6/10: Campy white trash mystery-thriller. Maybe trying too hard to achieve camp factor that it doesn't work...

the Innkeepers (2012) West - 6/10: Disappointing follow-up to House of the Devil. These ghosts are slow and boring.

Wuthering Heights (2012) Arnold - 6/10: Depressing love story of two adolescents in the English moors. He's black, and her brother drives him away. As adults, Heathcliff gets his revenge.

Pontypool (2008) McDonald - 2/10: Movies based on radio performances = so boring! I couldn't finish it, and it is a rare occasion when I turn a film off.


Celluloid #156

I've gotten so far behind in reviews that I considered just giving this up all together, but after 5 years, it seems a little sad to just stop. I'm hoping to resume writing regularly after the new year, but in the meantime, here's a ranking of everything I saw in September (picking up after the last entry):

House (1977) Obayashi - 10/10: A bunch of Japanese girls visit an aunt's house that is controlled/haunted by an evil cat who takes them out one by one. Ridiculous & bonkers in the best way!

Santa Sangre (1989) Jodorowsky - 10/10: Bizarro love story of sorts. Cults based on armless heroines. Circuses. Inappropriate parent/child relationships.

Looper (2012) Johnson - 9/10: Smart time travel movie where the main character has to face killing his future self, but can also have a hand in preventing future world tragedy.

the Master (2012) Anderson - 8/10: PTA! Vaguely about Scientology, specifically about the master/disciple relationship, and a lot of sex.

God's Country (1985) Malle - 8/10: Documentary about the economic changes in Middle America after Reagan took office.

Au Hasard Balthazar (1966) Bresson - 8/10: Sad tale from the viewpoint of a donkey.

What Time Is It There? (2001) Tsai - 7/10: Taiwanese (aka slow) where a street vendor who sells his watch to a girl leaving for Paris, can't stop thinking about her

Bachelorette (2012) Headland - 7/10: Bridesmaids + Mean Girls.