Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Celluloid #54


In Theaters

(500) Days of Summer (2009) Webb - Last week was a very long and frustrating week at work. By the time I got off on Friday, all I wanted to do was watch something a little dumb. 500 Days may have fit the bill a little too well...Tom meets Summer. They have a several month relationship, break up, and Tom is left to deal with his emotions. Basically, a super gimmicky hipster romantic comedy. I was more than a little irritated with the voice over narration and yet another love story based on the idea of love being "fate" or "destiny." Also, the ending pretty much made me want to barf. Despite all of that, I didn't completely hate the movie. If one can shut their brain off from the usual influx of cynicism, there are plenty of enjoyable bits in the film. Also, Joseph Gordon Levitt is pretty darn cute, as is Zooey Deschanel (all though I still think she's highly overrated). 3/5


In Home

the Day I Became a Woman (2000) Meshkini - Three stories told by the sea about women at various stages in their lives. 1.) A girl turns 9, the age when you become a woman. She pleads for one more hour of her childhood where she can be free to play. 2) A woman participates in a bicycle race and disobeys her husband when he tells her to get off the bike. 3.) An old lady inherits a bunch of money and proceeds to go on a spending spree for all the things she never had in her life. However, she doesn't have a good place for her goods, and for a time they end up spread over a beach. Each plot line is really simple, but the scenes and visuals are very striking. 4.5/5

Lust, Caution (2007) Lee - For once, Tony Leung plays a villain! A group of college students get involved in a resistance movement set on assassinating Chinese traitors. Wong Chia Chi goes undercover in order to seduce the main target and become his mistress. They have an erotic/violent affair where neither seems to completely trust the other, and yet something akin to love begins to develop. 4/5

Songs From the Second Floor (2000) Andersson - Sweden's economy is collapsing and people are taking desperate measures including arson and child sacrifice. The film is totally absurd, full of fascinating scenes, and often makes very little overt sense. Interestingly, you barely see anybody's face close up. 3.5/5

Suzhou River (2000) Lou - the River is supposed to be a place full of stories and myths. This particular story is a love story about Mardar (a motorcycle messenger) and Moudan (one of his customer's daughters). They fall in love, but Mardar is forced to hold Moudan for ransom and she jumps off a bridge. Meanwhile, Meimei works as a "mermaid" in a nightclub, and looks exactly like Moudan. 3.5/5

Taken (2009) Morel - Liam Neeson's daughter gets kidnapped...and then he goes fucking batshit crazy. (Seriously. I think he kills like a 100 people). 3.5/5

Together (2000) Moodysson - A bunch of Swedish hippies live in a commune in the 1970s. The sister of one of the members moves in with her children in order to escape her abusive husband. The hippies seem weird to the kids, especially with their politics, free love, homosexuality, vegetarianism, etc. However, while the film pokes fun at the hippies a little, it also stresses that people aren't meant to be alone. 4/5

Epilogue to Test Pattern #1



Apparently, as a Mad Men character, I would be a drink stealer...

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Test Pattern #1


For over a year, I have been writing my brief weekly reviews of the films I have watched in the previous week. Admittedly, I am a film junkie, but sometimes my film-watching habits get derailed by another related pastime: TV. After this week, I will probably return to my usual format, but every once in a while, I would like to share my other viewing activities.

There are a couple shows that I watch as the episodes air on television, but many others that are consumed in giant chunks via DVD. I really don't think that I actually got a chance to watch a real film this past week, and I primarily chalk that up to my Mad Men obsession (my roommate and I watched 7 episodes on Sunday). Here are the series that I have enjoyed in the past months:

Breaking Bad (Season 1) - A high school chemistry teacher realizes that he has cancer and potentially has only a couple more years to live. He is worried about leaving his family with enough money to survive and begins to look for an easy way to make some more cash. The answer: making meth with one of his former students.

Flight of the Conchords (Season 2) - Honestly, the first half of the first season of this show will probably always be the best, but I enjoy watching Bret and Jemaine be hipsters around New York. Supporting actors get to contribute a lot more to the songs this time around (to mixed success). I think the episode about Bret buying a new cup is a highlight. Silly and at 20 minutes a sitting, why not give in?

Friday Night Lights (Season 3) - This is the show that I am probably most embarrassed to admit watching to other people. However, I will easily stand by the opinion that the first season is really good. A football game probably does happen every episode, but takes up 5 minutes out of 45. And yes, the actors playing the high school students are all in their 20s and ridiculously attractive. That being said, production-wise, this show looks great. Story wise, it's more about life in a small town--regular drama, racism, sexism, community, etc. The second season took some unbelievable/cheesy turns, but I cannot say the same for this third season; if anything it is a return to form. By now, I have quite a bit invested in these characters and it was hard to hold back the tears some episodes...it is a show that I wish some people would give a chance.

Mad Men (Season 2) - Still continuing the stylish loose storylines of the first season... I love the clothes, I love the characters, and I even love how the show makes drinking and smoking look so appealing. As the audience, we still don't know much about Don Draper's secret life, and things are shaking up in the office. Peggy is learning how to deal with the boys' club and we see a less bitchy side of Joan on the occasion (all though I love her sass). I think if people have any complaints about this show, it's that it can seem like not much happens plot wise...I think it's deliberately paced and enough to grab onto, and really, such a great piece of television.

the Office (Season 5) - A popular favorite, and one of the only shows I watch when it airs. Season 5 has its moments, but ever since Jim and Pam have gotten together, I think a lot of the tension this show thrives on is missing. The side plot around Michael Scott's Paper Company made for some laughs, but ultimately seemed a bit like filler. I like what's (not) going on with Holly, and I appreciated the presence of Charles Minor for his brief tenure as the straight-man. I'm still looking forward to watching season 6, but I think it's possible that the show has already passed its peak.

30 Rock (Seasons 1,2, & 3) - I just started watching 30 Rock this year, originally because it comes on directly after the Office, but now it makes me laugh more consistently than the other show. I caught up with the first two seasons online. There is really no point in summarizing the plot or storylines of this show...really, you just need to see how Kenneth views the world in Muppets. If that doesn't make you crack up, then there probably isn't much here for you.

Transgeneration - This was a Sundance channel documentary series that aired a few years ago. It follows four college students that are identified as transgendered, and observes their process of taking hormones, or prepping for sex reassignment surgery, and probably most fascinating--coping with being in college, dealing with family, making friends in a society still mostly afraid or hostile to their presence.

True Blood (Season 1) - Vampires are now a part of society, fighting for their rights, and living mixed in among humans. Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who falls in love with Bill, a 200+ year -old vampire. Not all vampires are interested in conforming, and many are scapegoated for murders and violent crimes. During the first season, a series of murders takes place in Bon Temps, Louisiana. I love the campiness of this show, and the Southern Gothic element. The magical stuff, and the feeling that nearly every one in this town has supernatural powers, at times puts me off, but ultimately I couldn't watch this season fast enough. I'm in the middle of the second season now, and while I still enjoy it, something seems off, but I'm reserving complete judgment until the end.

Twin Peaks (Season 1 & 2) - Classic David Lynch creepiness combined with humor, visual dreamlike sequences, characters to attach to, and a decent murder mystery that jumps the rails sometime during the first season. Laura Palmer was a 17 year-old homecoming queen, murdered at the outset of the show. Special Agent Dale Cooper is brought in to solve her case, as the local police department might have 3 employees. Even though it's clear that the show gets super weird while David Lynch was away filming Wild at Heart during the second season, it shouldn't feel like an abrupt change considering how bizarro this show gets on a regular basis...you just have to go with it. I loved it, but could not stop being amazed that this ever actually aired on prime time network television.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Celluloid #53


In Home

In the Mood for Love (2000) Wong - Two neighbors become friends after realizing that their spouses are having an affair. Maggie Cheung and Tony Leung have to be two of the most attractive people ever and Maggie has the BEST dresses in this film. It is a moving story about people who fall in love, but have a strong sense of character...in addition it is a gorgeous film to look at. 5/5

71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance (1994) Haneke - I have a sneaking suspicion that I may have seen this Haneke film before...even so, I couldn't really remember it, nor do I place it with the best of his work. Intertwining stories about a 19 year-old student, a family adopting a girl, an unhappy couple with a newborn, and a teenage runaway from Bosnia. Experimental and of course, a bit shocking. 3.5/5

Thin Blue Line (1988) Morris - A documentary about a man falsely accused of murdering a cop. Randall is targeted essentially for being a bit of a drifter, and because the other likely suspect was a sixteen year-old kid. Compelling to watch even if it comes off a bit in the vein of a 20/20 investigative report. 4/5

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Celluloid #52


In Home

the Believer (2001) Bean - Danny is a neo-Nazi, but secretly grew up Jewish. His background sets the film up for a severe conflict of beliefs and an incredible amount of self-hatred. Ryan Gosling is good, but so much of the movie is totally unbelievable, plus, I still can't stand slow motion effects. 3.25/5

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970) Meyer - Russ Meyer loves boobs! This film is notorious for being partially written by Roger Ebert. Three girls in a rock band from Texas drive out to L.A. There's plenty of money, drugs, betrayal, and murders going around...enough to keep things campy, but it wasn't as much fun as I would have liked and the voice over at the end made me want to tear my ears off. 3/5

the Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant (1972) Fassbinder - This is a film comprised entirely of ladies. Petra is a recently divorced fashion designer who treats her assistant like shit and falls in love with her new model. The two become lovers for a while, but when Karin decides to return to her husband, Petra has a complete meltdown. 3/5

Mad Max (1979) Miller - Apocalyptic Australian film where gangs race around in souped up cars. Mel Gibson plays Max, a motorcycle cop, who manages to kill one gang's ringleader. For the rest of the film, the gang seeks revenge, specifically aimed at Max's wife and young son. Admittedly, this movie doesn't always make the most coherent sense, but for car racing, explosions, and clear-cut villains and heroes, it satiates. 3.5/5

Or: My Treasure (2005) Yedaya - An Israeli film about a sixteen year old who tries to take care of her mother, an aging prostitute. Or works so much that she barely has time to attend school, but her mother will not stop "working." Seeing that pursuing legit means of making money will not provide enough cash flow in the house, Or resorts to using her own body in order to make ends meet and to protect her mother. 3.5/5

Role Models (2008) Wain - So, I was definitely two Black Velvets deep while watching this movie, and therefore probably laughed a lot more than this movie deserved. Made by the same team responsible for Wet Hot American Summer, a cranky Paul Rudd and ever-doofy Seann William Scott are court-ordered to perform community service as participants in a Big Brother-type program...silliness ensues. 4/5

Videodrome (1983) Cronenberg - Sharing many themes as Cronenberg's later film Existenz, but without so many painful twists. In this film, a video induces hallucinations, turning people with "sick fascinations" into assassins or worse. Cronenberg is still messing with the perception of reality and hung up on technology as a means of destruction of the flesh. We also still get grotesque, fleshy effects, namely inserting VHS cassettes into a slot in one's stomach. Also, Debbie Harry makes her film debut (as a brunette). 3.5/5