Thursday, December 30, 2010

2010 Blow-Out!

Favorite Films Released in 2010
10. Tiny Furniture (Dunham)
9. Never Let Me Go (Romanek)
8. I Am Love (Guadagnino)
7. Exit Through the Gift Shop (Banksy)
6. Inception (Nolan)
5. Catfish (Joost & Schulman)
4. A Prophet (Audiard)
3. Black Swan (Aronofsky)
2. Winter's Bone (Granik)
1. Mother (Bong)

HMs: Social Network, Fish Tank, White Ribbon, and Gravity Was Everywhere Back Then
Most Fun in a Theater: Splice (Runner-Up: Machete)

5-Star Books Read in 2010 alphabetical order
American Rust - Meyer
Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Diaz
Cloud Atlas - Mitchell
Conquest of the Useless - Herzog
Europeana: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century - Ourednik
the Halfway House - Rosales
History of Love - Krauss
Let the Great World Spin - McCann
Lost City Radio - Alarcon
Mythologies - Barthes

Best Singles
"Teenage Dream" - Katy Perry
"Yamaha" - the Dream
"Boyfriend" - Best Coast
"Sexy Bitch" - David Guetta ft. Akon
"4th of July" - Kelis

Favorite Albums
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Before Today
LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
No Age - Everything in Between
Beach House - Teen Dream
Robyn - Body Talk Pt. 1

Misc. TOP TEN
10. Waffles (so trendy!)
9. Aunt Jackie
8. Slobfests
7. Major Lazer "Pon da Floor" video
6. 3 am Taco Bell
5. Bar 355
4. (tie) [so many new] GAYS & homemade ice cream
3. Swimming at Lassen Volcanic Park
2. Argentina
1. Making out

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Celluloid #103


In Theaters

True Grit (2010) Coen - Surprisingly conventional film from the Coen brothers. I have never seen the original Western featuring John Wayne, but this film is still totally entertaining. A young girl teams up with a US Marshall and a Texas Ranger to track down the man who murdered her father. Drunk, babbling Rooster Cogburn, and the straight-laced LeBeouf are funny enough, and this film refrains from entering sappy territory, but ultimately was exactly what I expected watching the trailer. 4/5

In Home

All Good Things (2010) Jarecki - One of Ryan Gosling's two films this winter about failing marriages. David is the heir to a New York property empire. He marries Katie, one of the tenants, in large part because she doesn't come from money. Their relationship deteriorates due to his mental instability induced by the pressures from his father, and Katie's desire to have a child. She goes missing, and it looks as though David or someone else in his family may be involved in some foul play. All fine and good, but for a thriller, this film isn't very thrilling, and things take a weird turn involving cross-dressing. Perhaps more upsetting is the way Gosling's "old man" make up is handled, aging him way past any possible age he could have been in the film. Probably best to be skipped. 3/5

Cinema Paradiso (1988) Tornatore - Toto's childhood is spent causing mischief, getting slapped around by his grieving mother, and going to the movies at every opportunity. He befriends the projectionist, and later takes over that job after a terrible accident maims his mentor. Both a coming-of-age story and a love letter to the cinema, this seems like exactly something that would be nominated for an Oscar for Best Foreign Film (not specifically a compliment). Totally emotionally manipulative and sappily nostalgic (it did indeed make me cry), but more importantly, is that the last hour feels forced and tacked on. 3.5/5

Elf (2003) Favreau - Somehow I had never seen this Christmas movie, but it had me hooked enough to watch it over my mother's shoulder during Christmas dinner this year. Will Ferrell as Buddy, the human raised by elves, totally made me laugh and the jokes were strong enough to make up for Zooey Deschanel's singing and the too heartfelt "everyone needs to remember the importance of Christmas spirit" ending. 3.5/5

Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) Banksy (???) - A documentary about the street art scene, specifically focusing on Banksy and Shepard Fairey. At first, this French man, Thierry (cousin of street artist "Space Invader") starts filming everything around him. Artists think that he is putting out a documentary about the movement, but really Thierry just compulsively films. Banksy, in an attempt to salvage some footage, encourages Thierry to leave him his tapes and to go out and make some art of his own...and then Thierry as "Mr. Brainwash" blows up. While, this subject on surface level is still compelling to watch, the real treat is in the question of reality. While, you never feel as though the filmmaker is winking at you, you still get the feeling that the entire thing (maybe Thierry's whole persona) is a manufactured hoax...a gleeful thought. 4/5

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010) Stern - Joan Rivers is apparently the hardest working woman in show business, but rarely gets the respect she believes she deserves. This documentary follows her around for a year. She loves to work and will take any kind of job. We see her in a play, doing shows in the middle of nowhere, roasts, Celebrity Apprentice, etc. The clear message is that it is really difficult to be an aging woman in general, and even more heartbreaking for the older woman entertainer. Joan is coping with what everyone fears about getting older. 4/5

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) Chechik - A family favorite in our house and only second to "Summer Vacation" in the National Lampoon's series. Clark Griswold and his family are hosting practically all of their extended family. Terrorizing the neighbors, the cat and squirrel incidents, and anything involving the great-aunt all make me laugh. 3.5/5

Pretty in Pink (1986) Hughes - Like many other '80s babies, I grew up on Molly Ringwald. This film is great for the clash between the classes, all though I will never understand what poor girl Andie sees in in bland rich boy Blane. Her best friend Duckie's devotion is touching and his rendition of "Tenderness" in the record store is the best. Harry Dean Stanton is also one of the sweetest and most human portrayals of a father on-screen. 4/5

the Runaways (2010) Stigismondi - Rather than the story of the Runaways as a band, this is essentially Cherie Curie and Joan Jett's feature. Michael Shannon as Kim Fowley plays a great sleaze who brings the girls together and convinces 15 year-old Cherie to transform herself into a Lolitaesque sex kitten. The band to this day still holds significance for being the first all-girl rock group with any real presence, even if their hype eventually overwhelmed them. Plus, the music is great even if the movie is medium. 3/5

Trash Humpers (2009) Korine - In general, I find Harmony Korine's films fairly infuriating, and yet I still keep watching them (I think maybe I secretly like getting riled up). Surface-level, this film seems like it should have induced the most rage, but I actually came away not hating it. While there is no narrative to speak of, and most of the action involves smashing televisions, tap dancing, firecrackers, maniacal laughing, and yes, as the title promises, dry humping trash cans, I think this film needs to be viewed in the tradition of Experimental films. On some level, it seems like Korine is addressing issues of alienation and the demise of the American Dream, but it's possible that I'm giving him too much credit. 3/5

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Art Garfunkel Memorial Reading List (July - December 2010)


1. the Corrections- Franzen (7/8)
2. American Rust - Meyer (7/8)
3. Orientalism - Said (7/17)
4. Atmospheric Disturbances - Galchen (7/22)
5. the Ruins - S. Smith (7/28)
6. Just Kids - P. Smith (8/3)
7. Illuminations: Essays and Reflections - Benjamin (8/11)
8. Light in August - Faulkner (8/13)
9. Remainder - McCarthy (8/17)
10. For the Relief of Unbearable Urges - Englander (8/19)
11. the Year of Magical Thinking - Didion (8/19)
12. I Am Not a Serial Killer - Wells (8/24)
13. Let the Great World Spin - McCann (9/4)
14. the History of Love - Krauss (9/11)
15. Europeana: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century - Ourednik (9/19)
16. Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned - Tower (9/21)
17. Bump City: Winners and Losers in Oakland - Krich (9/26)
18. the White Tiger - Adiga (10/2)
19. Under and Alone: the True Story of an Undercover Agent Who Infiltrated America's Mst Violent Outlaw Motorcycle Gang - Queen (10/9)
20. Blow-Up and Other Stories - Cortazar (10/13)
21. Little Bee - Cleave (10/18)
22. Absurdistan - Shteyngart (10/23)
23. Generation Multiplex: the Image of Youth in Contemporary American Cinema - Shary (11/4)
24. Rainbow Stories - Vollmann (11/4)
25. Moravagine - Cendrars (11/8)
26. the Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet - Mitchell (11/18)
27. the Bathroom - Toussaint (11/19)
28. Conquest of the Useless - Herzog (11/19)
29. the Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Diaz (11/27)
30. Chronic City - Lethem (12/4)
31. Love and Other Obstacles - Hemon (12/13)
32. Decoded - Jay-Z (12/15)
33. Song of Solomon - Morrison (12/23)

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Celluloid #102


In Theaters

Black Swan (2010) Aronofsky - Similar in theme to the Wrestler in that a performer undergoes intense pressure to the point of their undoing. Nina is finally given the starring role in Swan Lake after years with the ballet company, but the director still questions her ability to play to the "Black Swan" side of the role because she comes across as pure and frigid. Nina embarks on a huge descent into madness that involves hurting herself and seeing an evil version of her face on other people. The role, her mother, and her sacrifices all seem to have led to this point. Shot in an interesting if nauseating way and full of psychological and sometimes graphic horror...to the point that my friend actually passed out during the film! I could have done without some of the CGI, but overall I was so into this film and its campy elements. 4.5/5

127 Hours (2010) Boyle - True story about Aron Ralston, a hiker/canyoneer who has an accident where he slips into a crevice and his arm gets pinned. He's stuck for five days, and in that time he fantasizes about his past, worries about water, and in general goes a little nutty. The whole time I was just waiting for him to cut his arm off; a graphic scene, but not worth the lead-up. Pseudo-inspirational and ultimately lacking something that I couldn't quite pinpoint. Now, I've really enjoyed Boyle in the past, but this movie and even Slumdog Millionaire with their music video aesthetics leaves me nostalgic for the days of dead babies and less happy endings. 2.5/5

Tiny Furniture (2010) Dunham - Aura has just graduated college and moved home with her talented artist mother and gifted teenage sister. She lets a guy stay at her place while her family is out of town, but they never have sex. She gets a job as a hostess and ends up unprotected fucking one the chefs in a pipe in the street. Basically, she's having a hard time as the tagline says. I like that Aura has a normal, somewhat flabby body which she feels confident flaunting and that she seems really genuine if somewhat privileged. Her story isn't anything new, but totally relatable and you can't help but feel for her even when she's fucking up. 3.5/5

White Material (2010) Denis - Madame Vial is a French National living in some unnamed African country. She and her family run a failing coffee plantation. When the country's political situation gets tense, the French are expected and generally evacuate, but Mme. Vial refuses to leave and wants to harvest the coffee one last time despite the danger. Her lazy adult son is attacked by some local kids and shortly after he begins to lose his mind. People who were once friendly become violent, but it is difficult to sympathize with the French, no matter if they were born there or not. Their colonization contributed to the strife in the first place. In any case, the film is beautiful and interesting for its conflicts. 4/5

In Home 

A Man and a Woman (1966) Lelouch - Two people have children who go to the same school. By chance, Jean gives the woman a ride, and it turns out that both of them have deceased spouses. Her husband was a stuntman that got killed in an accident. Jean test drives cars and his wife committed suicide after he got in a terrible accident himself. This French film may be the epitome of an artsy foreign romance. 3.5/5