Thursday, December 30, 2010

2010 Blow-Out!

Favorite Films Released in 2010
10. Tiny Furniture (Dunham)
9. Never Let Me Go (Romanek)
8. I Am Love (Guadagnino)
7. Exit Through the Gift Shop (Banksy)
6. Inception (Nolan)
5. Catfish (Joost & Schulman)
4. A Prophet (Audiard)
3. Black Swan (Aronofsky)
2. Winter's Bone (Granik)
1. Mother (Bong)

HMs: Social Network, Fish Tank, White Ribbon, and Gravity Was Everywhere Back Then
Most Fun in a Theater: Splice (Runner-Up: Machete)

5-Star Books Read in 2010 alphabetical order
American Rust - Meyer
Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Diaz
Cloud Atlas - Mitchell
Conquest of the Useless - Herzog
Europeana: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century - Ourednik
the Halfway House - Rosales
History of Love - Krauss
Let the Great World Spin - McCann
Lost City Radio - Alarcon
Mythologies - Barthes

Best Singles
"Teenage Dream" - Katy Perry
"Yamaha" - the Dream
"Boyfriend" - Best Coast
"Sexy Bitch" - David Guetta ft. Akon
"4th of July" - Kelis

Favorite Albums
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Before Today
LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
No Age - Everything in Between
Beach House - Teen Dream
Robyn - Body Talk Pt. 1

Misc. TOP TEN
10. Waffles (so trendy!)
9. Aunt Jackie
8. Slobfests
7. Major Lazer "Pon da Floor" video
6. 3 am Taco Bell
5. Bar 355
4. (tie) [so many new] GAYS & homemade ice cream
3. Swimming at Lassen Volcanic Park
2. Argentina
1. Making out

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Celluloid #103


In Theaters

True Grit (2010) Coen - Surprisingly conventional film from the Coen brothers. I have never seen the original Western featuring John Wayne, but this film is still totally entertaining. A young girl teams up with a US Marshall and a Texas Ranger to track down the man who murdered her father. Drunk, babbling Rooster Cogburn, and the straight-laced LeBeouf are funny enough, and this film refrains from entering sappy territory, but ultimately was exactly what I expected watching the trailer. 4/5

In Home

All Good Things (2010) Jarecki - One of Ryan Gosling's two films this winter about failing marriages. David is the heir to a New York property empire. He marries Katie, one of the tenants, in large part because she doesn't come from money. Their relationship deteriorates due to his mental instability induced by the pressures from his father, and Katie's desire to have a child. She goes missing, and it looks as though David or someone else in his family may be involved in some foul play. All fine and good, but for a thriller, this film isn't very thrilling, and things take a weird turn involving cross-dressing. Perhaps more upsetting is the way Gosling's "old man" make up is handled, aging him way past any possible age he could have been in the film. Probably best to be skipped. 3/5

Cinema Paradiso (1988) Tornatore - Toto's childhood is spent causing mischief, getting slapped around by his grieving mother, and going to the movies at every opportunity. He befriends the projectionist, and later takes over that job after a terrible accident maims his mentor. Both a coming-of-age story and a love letter to the cinema, this seems like exactly something that would be nominated for an Oscar for Best Foreign Film (not specifically a compliment). Totally emotionally manipulative and sappily nostalgic (it did indeed make me cry), but more importantly, is that the last hour feels forced and tacked on. 3.5/5

Elf (2003) Favreau - Somehow I had never seen this Christmas movie, but it had me hooked enough to watch it over my mother's shoulder during Christmas dinner this year. Will Ferrell as Buddy, the human raised by elves, totally made me laugh and the jokes were strong enough to make up for Zooey Deschanel's singing and the too heartfelt "everyone needs to remember the importance of Christmas spirit" ending. 3.5/5

Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) Banksy (???) - A documentary about the street art scene, specifically focusing on Banksy and Shepard Fairey. At first, this French man, Thierry (cousin of street artist "Space Invader") starts filming everything around him. Artists think that he is putting out a documentary about the movement, but really Thierry just compulsively films. Banksy, in an attempt to salvage some footage, encourages Thierry to leave him his tapes and to go out and make some art of his own...and then Thierry as "Mr. Brainwash" blows up. While, this subject on surface level is still compelling to watch, the real treat is in the question of reality. While, you never feel as though the filmmaker is winking at you, you still get the feeling that the entire thing (maybe Thierry's whole persona) is a manufactured hoax...a gleeful thought. 4/5

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010) Stern - Joan Rivers is apparently the hardest working woman in show business, but rarely gets the respect she believes she deserves. This documentary follows her around for a year. She loves to work and will take any kind of job. We see her in a play, doing shows in the middle of nowhere, roasts, Celebrity Apprentice, etc. The clear message is that it is really difficult to be an aging woman in general, and even more heartbreaking for the older woman entertainer. Joan is coping with what everyone fears about getting older. 4/5

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) Chechik - A family favorite in our house and only second to "Summer Vacation" in the National Lampoon's series. Clark Griswold and his family are hosting practically all of their extended family. Terrorizing the neighbors, the cat and squirrel incidents, and anything involving the great-aunt all make me laugh. 3.5/5

Pretty in Pink (1986) Hughes - Like many other '80s babies, I grew up on Molly Ringwald. This film is great for the clash between the classes, all though I will never understand what poor girl Andie sees in in bland rich boy Blane. Her best friend Duckie's devotion is touching and his rendition of "Tenderness" in the record store is the best. Harry Dean Stanton is also one of the sweetest and most human portrayals of a father on-screen. 4/5

the Runaways (2010) Stigismondi - Rather than the story of the Runaways as a band, this is essentially Cherie Curie and Joan Jett's feature. Michael Shannon as Kim Fowley plays a great sleaze who brings the girls together and convinces 15 year-old Cherie to transform herself into a Lolitaesque sex kitten. The band to this day still holds significance for being the first all-girl rock group with any real presence, even if their hype eventually overwhelmed them. Plus, the music is great even if the movie is medium. 3/5

Trash Humpers (2009) Korine - In general, I find Harmony Korine's films fairly infuriating, and yet I still keep watching them (I think maybe I secretly like getting riled up). Surface-level, this film seems like it should have induced the most rage, but I actually came away not hating it. While there is no narrative to speak of, and most of the action involves smashing televisions, tap dancing, firecrackers, maniacal laughing, and yes, as the title promises, dry humping trash cans, I think this film needs to be viewed in the tradition of Experimental films. On some level, it seems like Korine is addressing issues of alienation and the demise of the American Dream, but it's possible that I'm giving him too much credit. 3/5

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Art Garfunkel Memorial Reading List (July - December 2010)


1. the Corrections- Franzen (7/8)
2. American Rust - Meyer (7/8)
3. Orientalism - Said (7/17)
4. Atmospheric Disturbances - Galchen (7/22)
5. the Ruins - S. Smith (7/28)
6. Just Kids - P. Smith (8/3)
7. Illuminations: Essays and Reflections - Benjamin (8/11)
8. Light in August - Faulkner (8/13)
9. Remainder - McCarthy (8/17)
10. For the Relief of Unbearable Urges - Englander (8/19)
11. the Year of Magical Thinking - Didion (8/19)
12. I Am Not a Serial Killer - Wells (8/24)
13. Let the Great World Spin - McCann (9/4)
14. the History of Love - Krauss (9/11)
15. Europeana: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century - Ourednik (9/19)
16. Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned - Tower (9/21)
17. Bump City: Winners and Losers in Oakland - Krich (9/26)
18. the White Tiger - Adiga (10/2)
19. Under and Alone: the True Story of an Undercover Agent Who Infiltrated America's Mst Violent Outlaw Motorcycle Gang - Queen (10/9)
20. Blow-Up and Other Stories - Cortazar (10/13)
21. Little Bee - Cleave (10/18)
22. Absurdistan - Shteyngart (10/23)
23. Generation Multiplex: the Image of Youth in Contemporary American Cinema - Shary (11/4)
24. Rainbow Stories - Vollmann (11/4)
25. Moravagine - Cendrars (11/8)
26. the Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet - Mitchell (11/18)
27. the Bathroom - Toussaint (11/19)
28. Conquest of the Useless - Herzog (11/19)
29. the Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Diaz (11/27)
30. Chronic City - Lethem (12/4)
31. Love and Other Obstacles - Hemon (12/13)
32. Decoded - Jay-Z (12/15)
33. Song of Solomon - Morrison (12/23)

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Celluloid #102


In Theaters

Black Swan (2010) Aronofsky - Similar in theme to the Wrestler in that a performer undergoes intense pressure to the point of their undoing. Nina is finally given the starring role in Swan Lake after years with the ballet company, but the director still questions her ability to play to the "Black Swan" side of the role because she comes across as pure and frigid. Nina embarks on a huge descent into madness that involves hurting herself and seeing an evil version of her face on other people. The role, her mother, and her sacrifices all seem to have led to this point. Shot in an interesting if nauseating way and full of psychological and sometimes graphic horror...to the point that my friend actually passed out during the film! I could have done without some of the CGI, but overall I was so into this film and its campy elements. 4.5/5

127 Hours (2010) Boyle - True story about Aron Ralston, a hiker/canyoneer who has an accident where he slips into a crevice and his arm gets pinned. He's stuck for five days, and in that time he fantasizes about his past, worries about water, and in general goes a little nutty. The whole time I was just waiting for him to cut his arm off; a graphic scene, but not worth the lead-up. Pseudo-inspirational and ultimately lacking something that I couldn't quite pinpoint. Now, I've really enjoyed Boyle in the past, but this movie and even Slumdog Millionaire with their music video aesthetics leaves me nostalgic for the days of dead babies and less happy endings. 2.5/5

Tiny Furniture (2010) Dunham - Aura has just graduated college and moved home with her talented artist mother and gifted teenage sister. She lets a guy stay at her place while her family is out of town, but they never have sex. She gets a job as a hostess and ends up unprotected fucking one the chefs in a pipe in the street. Basically, she's having a hard time as the tagline says. I like that Aura has a normal, somewhat flabby body which she feels confident flaunting and that she seems really genuine if somewhat privileged. Her story isn't anything new, but totally relatable and you can't help but feel for her even when she's fucking up. 3.5/5

White Material (2010) Denis - Madame Vial is a French National living in some unnamed African country. She and her family run a failing coffee plantation. When the country's political situation gets tense, the French are expected and generally evacuate, but Mme. Vial refuses to leave and wants to harvest the coffee one last time despite the danger. Her lazy adult son is attacked by some local kids and shortly after he begins to lose his mind. People who were once friendly become violent, but it is difficult to sympathize with the French, no matter if they were born there or not. Their colonization contributed to the strife in the first place. In any case, the film is beautiful and interesting for its conflicts. 4/5

In Home 

A Man and a Woman (1966) Lelouch - Two people have children who go to the same school. By chance, Jean gives the woman a ride, and it turns out that both of them have deceased spouses. Her husband was a stuntman that got killed in an accident. Jean test drives cars and his wife committed suicide after he got in a terrible accident himself. This French film may be the epitome of an artsy foreign romance. 3.5/5

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Celluloid #102


In Home

Dead Alive (1992) Jackson - An overbearing mother tries to prevent her adult son from dating, and in her nosy efforts, gets bitten by an evil rat-monkey that transforms her into a zombie-like creature. The special effects are over-the-top and totally silly. The horror is gross-out rather than scary and can easily be lumped into the same category of much of Sam Raimi's horror films. In my opinion, the film starts out as really fun, but towards the end as the body count rises and the bloodfest is unrelenting, I started getting pretty bored. 3/5

Happy Together (1997) Wong - A gay couple wants to start over, so they leave Hong Kong for Argentina, but promptly break up on a failed roadtrip to Iguazu Falls. Fai gets a job as a doorman, while Wing starts working as a prostitute. After Wing gets badly beaten up, Fai takes care of him opening another chapter in their tumultuous and often painful relationship. Strikingly beautiful, as one would expect from Wong Kar-wai. 4/5

House of the Devil (2009) West - Horror film done in throwback 80s style. Samantha needs money quick and decides to take a babysitting job. When she arrives, Samantha discovers that she won't actually be watching a kid, but rather the elderly mother-in-law. Needless to say, things get weird and scary as the night progresses. This film is actually really stylish, combining Argento and Hitchcock shots with the 1980s. The soundtrack is really great and overall the film is fun and not too jumpy. 4/5 

Friday, November 12, 2010

Celluloid #101


In Home

Blind Beast (1969) Masumura - An evil blind masseuse drugs an erotic photo model and brings her to his lair of oversized body parts. He's trying to pioneer "the art of touching" for the blind. The film wants to straddle the tricky boundary between rape and love as Aki begins to appreciate someone worshiping her body. Ultimately an unbridled male fantasy, but so absurd that it's still interesting to watch. 3.5/5

Chloe (2010) Egoyan - Catherine suspects that her husband is cheating on her, but to be sure she hires Chloe, an escort to seduce him. Catherine perhaps gets too close to Chloe and gets turned on by Chloe's description of the affair. Needless to say, some people fall off the handle. A fun, trashy thriller. 3.5/5

the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2010) Oplev - An old man wants to solve the 40 year-old mystery of the disappearance of his niece. He hires disgraced journalist, Micke, to investigate before he has to serve a prison sentence. Meanwhile. Lisbeth is a talented hacker and researcher working on checking out Micke. She's pretty tough, but has to endure some evil woman-directed hatred in this film. She and Micke team up to work the case. I was intrigued and wary of the hype surrounding these stories, but I have to say this is really good for what it is: an engaging, slick, thriller. 4/5

Good Dick (2008) Palka - Really not as risqué as the title would have you believe. This is the story of a girl who likes to rent softcore from the local video store and the clerk that has deemed her the object of his affection. They both have their problems. She barely leaves the house and seems to have huge emotional walls. He lives in his car and apparently has a shady junkie past. However, he's actually really sweet and extremely persistent, and I liked their weird chemistry that often involves her verbally abusing him. 3.5/5

Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) Allen - Three sisters and their love lives. Hannah is the oldest and most stable, but accused of not really needing anyone else. Lee begins having an affair with Hannah's husband Elliott. Holly is the youngest and flails a bit trying to make it as an actress/caterer. Holly is also connected to Hannah's love life by getting involved with her ex-husband. Pretty typical Woody Allen themes of fear of death, and complicated relationships. 4/5

Schizopolis (1996) Soderbergh - Really, who knows what is going on in this film? (and you are warned in the intro that it is definitely your fault as viewer if you don't get it). Here are some things that happen: the main character sometimes works a boring office job where he is unfairly promoted and sometimes he plays a dentist/stalker. Sometimes characters speak in descriptions of the type of dialogue without any content (ex. "generic greeting" or "cheerful-sounding query"). There's also Elmo Oxygen, a pest controller, who seduces bored housewives by speaking nonsense phrases. The thing is, even though I don't know the point or meaning of most of this, I still actually enjoyed watching the film. 4/5

Friday, November 5, 2010

Celluloid #100!


In Home

Afterschool (2010) Campos - In a prep high school, everyone talks about sex much more than they are actually having it. Lots of porn is watched in the dorms and talk of blow jobs around the lunch table. The sexual "transgressions" are soon overshadowed by the fatal cocaine overdose of the popular twin girls on campus. Robert was filming them as part of a project for the Audio/Visual Club, but fails to get them any immediate help. This film is dark and instantly brings to mind many Haneke films, but Benny's Video in particular, especially in its examination of voyeurism. 4/5

Ajami (2010) Copti & Rihan - A neighbor boy gets mistakenly shot in a retaliation. In order to get a ceasefire, one Israeli family has to pay off a mob-like family. The sum is way beyond their means, which forces the son, Omar, to seek more illegal ways to pay their debt. His poor decisions regarding stealing cars, selling drugs, and falling in love with a Christian girl all have negative consequence for those around him. 3.5/5

Glen or Glenda (1953) Wood - A transvestite commits suicide, and what follows is a documentary-style segment that makes a case for dressing like a woman (more beautiful! more comfortable!). Surprising how much the film tries to encourage understanding and tolerance, for what I assume to be fairly deviant behavior in the '50s. The conflict lies in how Glen should let his fiancé, Barbara, know about his secret life as Glenda. 4/5

Prodigal Sons (2010) Reed - Paul grew up to become Kim, and returns to her hometown for a high school reunion. Kim has not been back to this small town in Montana since the transition. In addition, her brother Marc had a brain injury and desperately clings to a past that he is also incredibly bitter about...especially the popularity Paul received in high school. On top of all of that, it comes to light that Marc is actually the biological grandson of Orson Welles. Kim is the filmmaker and I appreciate that she doesn't come off looking like a saint as she is often incredibly selfish and impatient with Marc and his mental condition. Despite all of that randomness and drama, at its heart, this is a documentary about a broken family trying to find a way to reconcile, all though it sometimes feels like too much is trying to fit into the storyline. 3.5/5 

the Secret in Their Eyes (2009) Campanella - A retired lawyer decides to write a book about a case that has plagued him for 20 years. Liliana was raped and beaten to death, but it took detectives and the police a year to catch him. Unfortunately, he was quickly released by a crooked politician. All the main characters are haunted by their pasts and full of regret one way or another. 4/5 

Vincere (2010) Bellocchio - Mussolini was a player! He had a wife and a young daughter, but also impregnated his lover, who didn't know about his wife. Ida (the lover) gets insanely jealous, especially because she fronted the money to start his newspaper. They end up getting married, but later she is made out to be crazy and both her and her son are placed in institutions where nobody believes their connections to the dictator. A very stylish epic by a director who made an Italian film that I loved in the 1960s: Fists in the Pocket. Both deal with (perceived?) madness, but I prefer the manic style of the earlier film, and yet still appreciate that Bellocchio is still working. 3.5/5


The "Celluloid" portion of this blog has been going strong since May 2008. I try to blog weekly, but will usually skip it if I'm too busy or have seen less than three films in the previous week. Curiously, you can probably tell how depressed or hermitty I have been based on frequency of posting + quantity of films. For a little self-indulgence to celebrate 100, here's a list of probably my 20 favorite films of all time (in alphabetical order because I cannot choose to more certainty than this)

Badlands

Band of Outsiders

Breaking the Waves

Cache

Closely Watched Trains

Devils on the Doorstep

Down by Law

Fargo

Fight Club

Ivan's Childhood

Killer of Sheep

Killer's Kiss

Matador

the Proposition

Punch-Drunk Love

Royal Tenenbaums

le Samourai

Stroszek

Werckmeister Harmonies

Woman in the Dunes

Hopefully I can keep it together for another 100 more...