Thursday, December 30, 2010

2010 Blow-Out!

Favorite Films Released in 2010
10. Tiny Furniture (Dunham)
9. Never Let Me Go (Romanek)
8. I Am Love (Guadagnino)
7. Exit Through the Gift Shop (Banksy)
6. Inception (Nolan)
5. Catfish (Joost & Schulman)
4. A Prophet (Audiard)
3. Black Swan (Aronofsky)
2. Winter's Bone (Granik)
1. Mother (Bong)

HMs: Social Network, Fish Tank, White Ribbon, and Gravity Was Everywhere Back Then
Most Fun in a Theater: Splice (Runner-Up: Machete)

5-Star Books Read in 2010 alphabetical order
American Rust - Meyer
Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Diaz
Cloud Atlas - Mitchell
Conquest of the Useless - Herzog
Europeana: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century - Ourednik
the Halfway House - Rosales
History of Love - Krauss
Let the Great World Spin - McCann
Lost City Radio - Alarcon
Mythologies - Barthes

Best Singles
"Teenage Dream" - Katy Perry
"Yamaha" - the Dream
"Boyfriend" - Best Coast
"Sexy Bitch" - David Guetta ft. Akon
"4th of July" - Kelis

Favorite Albums
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Before Today
LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
No Age - Everything in Between
Beach House - Teen Dream
Robyn - Body Talk Pt. 1

Misc. TOP TEN
10. Waffles (so trendy!)
9. Aunt Jackie
8. Slobfests
7. Major Lazer "Pon da Floor" video
6. 3 am Taco Bell
5. Bar 355
4. (tie) [so many new] GAYS & homemade ice cream
3. Swimming at Lassen Volcanic Park
2. Argentina
1. Making out

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Celluloid #103


In Theaters

True Grit (2010) Coen - Surprisingly conventional film from the Coen brothers. I have never seen the original Western featuring John Wayne, but this film is still totally entertaining. A young girl teams up with a US Marshall and a Texas Ranger to track down the man who murdered her father. Drunk, babbling Rooster Cogburn, and the straight-laced LeBeouf are funny enough, and this film refrains from entering sappy territory, but ultimately was exactly what I expected watching the trailer. 4/5

In Home

All Good Things (2010) Jarecki - One of Ryan Gosling's two films this winter about failing marriages. David is the heir to a New York property empire. He marries Katie, one of the tenants, in large part because she doesn't come from money. Their relationship deteriorates due to his mental instability induced by the pressures from his father, and Katie's desire to have a child. She goes missing, and it looks as though David or someone else in his family may be involved in some foul play. All fine and good, but for a thriller, this film isn't very thrilling, and things take a weird turn involving cross-dressing. Perhaps more upsetting is the way Gosling's "old man" make up is handled, aging him way past any possible age he could have been in the film. Probably best to be skipped. 3/5

Cinema Paradiso (1988) Tornatore - Toto's childhood is spent causing mischief, getting slapped around by his grieving mother, and going to the movies at every opportunity. He befriends the projectionist, and later takes over that job after a terrible accident maims his mentor. Both a coming-of-age story and a love letter to the cinema, this seems like exactly something that would be nominated for an Oscar for Best Foreign Film (not specifically a compliment). Totally emotionally manipulative and sappily nostalgic (it did indeed make me cry), but more importantly, is that the last hour feels forced and tacked on. 3.5/5

Elf (2003) Favreau - Somehow I had never seen this Christmas movie, but it had me hooked enough to watch it over my mother's shoulder during Christmas dinner this year. Will Ferrell as Buddy, the human raised by elves, totally made me laugh and the jokes were strong enough to make up for Zooey Deschanel's singing and the too heartfelt "everyone needs to remember the importance of Christmas spirit" ending. 3.5/5

Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) Banksy (???) - A documentary about the street art scene, specifically focusing on Banksy and Shepard Fairey. At first, this French man, Thierry (cousin of street artist "Space Invader") starts filming everything around him. Artists think that he is putting out a documentary about the movement, but really Thierry just compulsively films. Banksy, in an attempt to salvage some footage, encourages Thierry to leave him his tapes and to go out and make some art of his own...and then Thierry as "Mr. Brainwash" blows up. While, this subject on surface level is still compelling to watch, the real treat is in the question of reality. While, you never feel as though the filmmaker is winking at you, you still get the feeling that the entire thing (maybe Thierry's whole persona) is a manufactured hoax...a gleeful thought. 4/5

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010) Stern - Joan Rivers is apparently the hardest working woman in show business, but rarely gets the respect she believes she deserves. This documentary follows her around for a year. She loves to work and will take any kind of job. We see her in a play, doing shows in the middle of nowhere, roasts, Celebrity Apprentice, etc. The clear message is that it is really difficult to be an aging woman in general, and even more heartbreaking for the older woman entertainer. Joan is coping with what everyone fears about getting older. 4/5

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) Chechik - A family favorite in our house and only second to "Summer Vacation" in the National Lampoon's series. Clark Griswold and his family are hosting practically all of their extended family. Terrorizing the neighbors, the cat and squirrel incidents, and anything involving the great-aunt all make me laugh. 3.5/5

Pretty in Pink (1986) Hughes - Like many other '80s babies, I grew up on Molly Ringwald. This film is great for the clash between the classes, all though I will never understand what poor girl Andie sees in in bland rich boy Blane. Her best friend Duckie's devotion is touching and his rendition of "Tenderness" in the record store is the best. Harry Dean Stanton is also one of the sweetest and most human portrayals of a father on-screen. 4/5

the Runaways (2010) Stigismondi - Rather than the story of the Runaways as a band, this is essentially Cherie Curie and Joan Jett's feature. Michael Shannon as Kim Fowley plays a great sleaze who brings the girls together and convinces 15 year-old Cherie to transform herself into a Lolitaesque sex kitten. The band to this day still holds significance for being the first all-girl rock group with any real presence, even if their hype eventually overwhelmed them. Plus, the music is great even if the movie is medium. 3/5

Trash Humpers (2009) Korine - In general, I find Harmony Korine's films fairly infuriating, and yet I still keep watching them (I think maybe I secretly like getting riled up). Surface-level, this film seems like it should have induced the most rage, but I actually came away not hating it. While there is no narrative to speak of, and most of the action involves smashing televisions, tap dancing, firecrackers, maniacal laughing, and yes, as the title promises, dry humping trash cans, I think this film needs to be viewed in the tradition of Experimental films. On some level, it seems like Korine is addressing issues of alienation and the demise of the American Dream, but it's possible that I'm giving him too much credit. 3/5

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Art Garfunkel Memorial Reading List (July - December 2010)


1. the Corrections- Franzen (7/8)
2. American Rust - Meyer (7/8)
3. Orientalism - Said (7/17)
4. Atmospheric Disturbances - Galchen (7/22)
5. the Ruins - S. Smith (7/28)
6. Just Kids - P. Smith (8/3)
7. Illuminations: Essays and Reflections - Benjamin (8/11)
8. Light in August - Faulkner (8/13)
9. Remainder - McCarthy (8/17)
10. For the Relief of Unbearable Urges - Englander (8/19)
11. the Year of Magical Thinking - Didion (8/19)
12. I Am Not a Serial Killer - Wells (8/24)
13. Let the Great World Spin - McCann (9/4)
14. the History of Love - Krauss (9/11)
15. Europeana: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century - Ourednik (9/19)
16. Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned - Tower (9/21)
17. Bump City: Winners and Losers in Oakland - Krich (9/26)
18. the White Tiger - Adiga (10/2)
19. Under and Alone: the True Story of an Undercover Agent Who Infiltrated America's Mst Violent Outlaw Motorcycle Gang - Queen (10/9)
20. Blow-Up and Other Stories - Cortazar (10/13)
21. Little Bee - Cleave (10/18)
22. Absurdistan - Shteyngart (10/23)
23. Generation Multiplex: the Image of Youth in Contemporary American Cinema - Shary (11/4)
24. Rainbow Stories - Vollmann (11/4)
25. Moravagine - Cendrars (11/8)
26. the Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet - Mitchell (11/18)
27. the Bathroom - Toussaint (11/19)
28. Conquest of the Useless - Herzog (11/19)
29. the Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Diaz (11/27)
30. Chronic City - Lethem (12/4)
31. Love and Other Obstacles - Hemon (12/13)
32. Decoded - Jay-Z (12/15)
33. Song of Solomon - Morrison (12/23)

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Celluloid #102


In Theaters

Black Swan (2010) Aronofsky - Similar in theme to the Wrestler in that a performer undergoes intense pressure to the point of their undoing. Nina is finally given the starring role in Swan Lake after years with the ballet company, but the director still questions her ability to play to the "Black Swan" side of the role because she comes across as pure and frigid. Nina embarks on a huge descent into madness that involves hurting herself and seeing an evil version of her face on other people. The role, her mother, and her sacrifices all seem to have led to this point. Shot in an interesting if nauseating way and full of psychological and sometimes graphic horror...to the point that my friend actually passed out during the film! I could have done without some of the CGI, but overall I was so into this film and its campy elements. 4.5/5

127 Hours (2010) Boyle - True story about Aron Ralston, a hiker/canyoneer who has an accident where he slips into a crevice and his arm gets pinned. He's stuck for five days, and in that time he fantasizes about his past, worries about water, and in general goes a little nutty. The whole time I was just waiting for him to cut his arm off; a graphic scene, but not worth the lead-up. Pseudo-inspirational and ultimately lacking something that I couldn't quite pinpoint. Now, I've really enjoyed Boyle in the past, but this movie and even Slumdog Millionaire with their music video aesthetics leaves me nostalgic for the days of dead babies and less happy endings. 2.5/5

Tiny Furniture (2010) Dunham - Aura has just graduated college and moved home with her talented artist mother and gifted teenage sister. She lets a guy stay at her place while her family is out of town, but they never have sex. She gets a job as a hostess and ends up unprotected fucking one the chefs in a pipe in the street. Basically, she's having a hard time as the tagline says. I like that Aura has a normal, somewhat flabby body which she feels confident flaunting and that she seems really genuine if somewhat privileged. Her story isn't anything new, but totally relatable and you can't help but feel for her even when she's fucking up. 3.5/5

White Material (2010) Denis - Madame Vial is a French National living in some unnamed African country. She and her family run a failing coffee plantation. When the country's political situation gets tense, the French are expected and generally evacuate, but Mme. Vial refuses to leave and wants to harvest the coffee one last time despite the danger. Her lazy adult son is attacked by some local kids and shortly after he begins to lose his mind. People who were once friendly become violent, but it is difficult to sympathize with the French, no matter if they were born there or not. Their colonization contributed to the strife in the first place. In any case, the film is beautiful and interesting for its conflicts. 4/5

In Home 

A Man and a Woman (1966) Lelouch - Two people have children who go to the same school. By chance, Jean gives the woman a ride, and it turns out that both of them have deceased spouses. Her husband was a stuntman that got killed in an accident. Jean test drives cars and his wife committed suicide after he got in a terrible accident himself. This French film may be the epitome of an artsy foreign romance. 3.5/5

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Celluloid #102


In Home

Dead Alive (1992) Jackson - An overbearing mother tries to prevent her adult son from dating, and in her nosy efforts, gets bitten by an evil rat-monkey that transforms her into a zombie-like creature. The special effects are over-the-top and totally silly. The horror is gross-out rather than scary and can easily be lumped into the same category of much of Sam Raimi's horror films. In my opinion, the film starts out as really fun, but towards the end as the body count rises and the bloodfest is unrelenting, I started getting pretty bored. 3/5

Happy Together (1997) Wong - A gay couple wants to start over, so they leave Hong Kong for Argentina, but promptly break up on a failed roadtrip to Iguazu Falls. Fai gets a job as a doorman, while Wing starts working as a prostitute. After Wing gets badly beaten up, Fai takes care of him opening another chapter in their tumultuous and often painful relationship. Strikingly beautiful, as one would expect from Wong Kar-wai. 4/5

House of the Devil (2009) West - Horror film done in throwback 80s style. Samantha needs money quick and decides to take a babysitting job. When she arrives, Samantha discovers that she won't actually be watching a kid, but rather the elderly mother-in-law. Needless to say, things get weird and scary as the night progresses. This film is actually really stylish, combining Argento and Hitchcock shots with the 1980s. The soundtrack is really great and overall the film is fun and not too jumpy. 4/5 

Friday, November 12, 2010

Celluloid #101


In Home

Blind Beast (1969) Masumura - An evil blind masseuse drugs an erotic photo model and brings her to his lair of oversized body parts. He's trying to pioneer "the art of touching" for the blind. The film wants to straddle the tricky boundary between rape and love as Aki begins to appreciate someone worshiping her body. Ultimately an unbridled male fantasy, but so absurd that it's still interesting to watch. 3.5/5

Chloe (2010) Egoyan - Catherine suspects that her husband is cheating on her, but to be sure she hires Chloe, an escort to seduce him. Catherine perhaps gets too close to Chloe and gets turned on by Chloe's description of the affair. Needless to say, some people fall off the handle. A fun, trashy thriller. 3.5/5

the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2010) Oplev - An old man wants to solve the 40 year-old mystery of the disappearance of his niece. He hires disgraced journalist, Micke, to investigate before he has to serve a prison sentence. Meanwhile. Lisbeth is a talented hacker and researcher working on checking out Micke. She's pretty tough, but has to endure some evil woman-directed hatred in this film. She and Micke team up to work the case. I was intrigued and wary of the hype surrounding these stories, but I have to say this is really good for what it is: an engaging, slick, thriller. 4/5

Good Dick (2008) Palka - Really not as risqué as the title would have you believe. This is the story of a girl who likes to rent softcore from the local video store and the clerk that has deemed her the object of his affection. They both have their problems. She barely leaves the house and seems to have huge emotional walls. He lives in his car and apparently has a shady junkie past. However, he's actually really sweet and extremely persistent, and I liked their weird chemistry that often involves her verbally abusing him. 3.5/5

Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) Allen - Three sisters and their love lives. Hannah is the oldest and most stable, but accused of not really needing anyone else. Lee begins having an affair with Hannah's husband Elliott. Holly is the youngest and flails a bit trying to make it as an actress/caterer. Holly is also connected to Hannah's love life by getting involved with her ex-husband. Pretty typical Woody Allen themes of fear of death, and complicated relationships. 4/5

Schizopolis (1996) Soderbergh - Really, who knows what is going on in this film? (and you are warned in the intro that it is definitely your fault as viewer if you don't get it). Here are some things that happen: the main character sometimes works a boring office job where he is unfairly promoted and sometimes he plays a dentist/stalker. Sometimes characters speak in descriptions of the type of dialogue without any content (ex. "generic greeting" or "cheerful-sounding query"). There's also Elmo Oxygen, a pest controller, who seduces bored housewives by speaking nonsense phrases. The thing is, even though I don't know the point or meaning of most of this, I still actually enjoyed watching the film. 4/5

Friday, November 5, 2010

Celluloid #100!


In Home

Afterschool (2010) Campos - In a prep high school, everyone talks about sex much more than they are actually having it. Lots of porn is watched in the dorms and talk of blow jobs around the lunch table. The sexual "transgressions" are soon overshadowed by the fatal cocaine overdose of the popular twin girls on campus. Robert was filming them as part of a project for the Audio/Visual Club, but fails to get them any immediate help. This film is dark and instantly brings to mind many Haneke films, but Benny's Video in particular, especially in its examination of voyeurism. 4/5

Ajami (2010) Copti & Rihan - A neighbor boy gets mistakenly shot in a retaliation. In order to get a ceasefire, one Israeli family has to pay off a mob-like family. The sum is way beyond their means, which forces the son, Omar, to seek more illegal ways to pay their debt. His poor decisions regarding stealing cars, selling drugs, and falling in love with a Christian girl all have negative consequence for those around him. 3.5/5

Glen or Glenda (1953) Wood - A transvestite commits suicide, and what follows is a documentary-style segment that makes a case for dressing like a woman (more beautiful! more comfortable!). Surprising how much the film tries to encourage understanding and tolerance, for what I assume to be fairly deviant behavior in the '50s. The conflict lies in how Glen should let his fiancé, Barbara, know about his secret life as Glenda. 4/5

Prodigal Sons (2010) Reed - Paul grew up to become Kim, and returns to her hometown for a high school reunion. Kim has not been back to this small town in Montana since the transition. In addition, her brother Marc had a brain injury and desperately clings to a past that he is also incredibly bitter about...especially the popularity Paul received in high school. On top of all of that, it comes to light that Marc is actually the biological grandson of Orson Welles. Kim is the filmmaker and I appreciate that she doesn't come off looking like a saint as she is often incredibly selfish and impatient with Marc and his mental condition. Despite all of that randomness and drama, at its heart, this is a documentary about a broken family trying to find a way to reconcile, all though it sometimes feels like too much is trying to fit into the storyline. 3.5/5 

the Secret in Their Eyes (2009) Campanella - A retired lawyer decides to write a book about a case that has plagued him for 20 years. Liliana was raped and beaten to death, but it took detectives and the police a year to catch him. Unfortunately, he was quickly released by a crooked politician. All the main characters are haunted by their pasts and full of regret one way or another. 4/5 

Vincere (2010) Bellocchio - Mussolini was a player! He had a wife and a young daughter, but also impregnated his lover, who didn't know about his wife. Ida (the lover) gets insanely jealous, especially because she fronted the money to start his newspaper. They end up getting married, but later she is made out to be crazy and both her and her son are placed in institutions where nobody believes their connections to the dictator. A very stylish epic by a director who made an Italian film that I loved in the 1960s: Fists in the Pocket. Both deal with (perceived?) madness, but I prefer the manic style of the earlier film, and yet still appreciate that Bellocchio is still working. 3.5/5


The "Celluloid" portion of this blog has been going strong since May 2008. I try to blog weekly, but will usually skip it if I'm too busy or have seen less than three films in the previous week. Curiously, you can probably tell how depressed or hermitty I have been based on frequency of posting + quantity of films. For a little self-indulgence to celebrate 100, here's a list of probably my 20 favorite films of all time (in alphabetical order because I cannot choose to more certainty than this)

Badlands

Band of Outsiders

Breaking the Waves

Cache

Closely Watched Trains

Devils on the Doorstep

Down by Law

Fargo

Fight Club

Ivan's Childhood

Killer of Sheep

Killer's Kiss

Matador

the Proposition

Punch-Drunk Love

Royal Tenenbaums

le Samourai

Stroszek

Werckmeister Harmonies

Woman in the Dunes

Hopefully I can keep it together for another 100 more...


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Celluloid #99


In Theaters

Enter the Void (2010) Noe - Neon nightmare with the sentiment "Life's a Bitch and then you die" and maybe that the key to life is the nipple.  I was into the overstimulation of the opening credits, but sadly what follows is repetitive, pretty boring, and about an hour too long. Oscar and his sister Linda live in Tokyo. He deals drugs and she works as a stripper. Their parents died when they were young and they are unnaturally close. Their lives seem totally depressing and Oscar gets killed as the result of a series of bad decisions. This happens in the first 15 minutes I would guess, and then the rest of the movie he floats around watching his sister. 1.5/5

In Home

Claire's Knee (1970) Rohmer - Jerome is going to get married to Lucinde, but he runs into an old writer friend. She challenges him to an experiment where he would seduce the young neighbors. Jerome first tries Laura, but she rebuffs his advances. Then he becomes obsessed with Claire, and yes, her knee. So much talking and moralizing and philosophizing in all of Rohmer's films, to the point where I think I feel pretty medium about his work overall. 3/5

Friday (1995) Gray - So whatever. A film where two friends spend the afternoon getting high, flirting with girls, and avoiding paying back the guy who sold them the weed. Initially, I was disappointed because I didn't think the movie was that funny, but then I started laughing when describing the excessive farting to my friends, so maybe I did think it was a little funny after all. 3/5

Lacombe Lucien (1974) Malle - When Lucien gets denied acceptance to the Underground French Resistance, he ends up working on the other side for the German Police. Early on we see scenes of Lucien killing animals, so you know he's got an evil streak. The authority goes to his head, but he seems a little like a typical teenager when he develops a crush on the daughter of a Jewish tailor. 3.5/5

Nanook of the North (1922) Flaherty - A portrait of people living in the harshest of environments, often on the brink of starvation. Often considered the first documentary, scenes of the Inuit making an igloo or ice fishing are pretty remarkable. 4/5

Vengeance is Mine (1979) Imamura - Iwao has been a bad seed ever since he was a child. An initial rebellious streak evolves into adult murderous tendencies. While Iwao leaves a trail of bodies behind him in the midst of being on the run, his wife is carrying on a relationship with his father. For much of the film, Iwao poses as a professor at a hotel known for procuring prostitutes, and falls in love with the hotel owner. A typical arc for a crime story, but still very stylish. 4/5


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Celluloid #98


In Theaters

Catfish (2010) Joost - Nev is a 24 year-old photographer who strikes up a friendship with 8 year-old Abby when she sends him a painting of one of his photos. Over several months, he becomes friends with much of Abby's family through Facebook, and even flirts with her half-sister. That's all I can really say without ruining things. All though I would like to point out that this film is being very strangely marketed. I saw it at a multiplex (it belongs at a smaller, artier, or niche theater) and the trailer makes it look like a suspense thriller, when really there is one sorta scary part and basically the film is about the evolving nature of relationships given current technology. 4/5

Never Let Me Go (2010) Romanek - Cathy H., Tommy D., and Ruth all grew up in a boarding school. One "subversive" teacher lets them know their fates - everyone at the school is being raised to become organ donors and will die before they reach middle age. In addition to this fascinating alternate reality, there's an ongoing love story. Needless to say, I cried and cried. It should be noted that this film is really gorgeous in addition to its compelling plot. 4/5

the Social Network (2010) Fincher - Extremely fun for a film that revolves around software creation and some legal proceedings. I love the quick witty dialogue and how seedy this Internet phenomenon gets. Nearly everyone in the film comes off looking like a villain, with the exception of Mark Zuckerberg's former best friend Eduardo. Highlights include the "Winklevi"- twin Olympic crew rowers and Justin Timberlake as the creator of Napster. This film succeeds because it's not really (or not solely) about Facebook, but rather classic themes of too much ambition, loneliness, and betrayal. 4/5

In Home

the Big Heat (1953) Lang - Detective Bannion is a bit of a rebel and is trying to solve a case of a faked suicide by a fellow policeman and the murder of his mistress. Bannion does not listen to his superiors when they tell him to back down, and then his wife gets killed in a car bomb meant for him. This noir is notable for how hard people punch each other, but otherwise a fairly typical storyline for the genre. 3.5/5

the Last Dragon (1985) Schultz - In New York, apparently black people love Bruce Lee and martial arts. Within the first ten minutes there are so many great outfits, a drag queen, and appearances by Rudy Huxtable and Bill H. Macy. Leroy may be good at fighting, but he's pretty innocent about many other areas of life, in particular, sex. A love story develops with Vanity while Leroy deals with accepting that he is the "one true master." 4/5

A Nos Amours (1983) Pialat - Suzanne is young and sexually liberated. She begins by dating Luc, but then she seduces an American, and later she is sleeping with Bernard. Father and daughter speak fairly openly about their affairs, but their family is totally dysfunctional. Everyone slaps each other, Suzanne's brother is too infatuated with her, etc. It becomes clear that Suzanne is looking for love in the boys she dates because her family cannot offer that. 3.5/5   

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Celluloid #97


In Theaters

the Town (2010) Affleck - Fun heist movie turned love story. Doug and three friends all grew up in Charlestown and take up robbing banks and armored vehicles - the town's favorite pastime. When Doug has to check up on the bank manager from their latest job, he ends up striking up a romance with her. He tries to keep it a secret and a "one last job" scenario develops. For a while I was worried that the film was heading for some Shawshank Redemption territory, but it refrains from that sort of sentiment. 3.5/5

In Home

Burden of Dreams (1982) Blank - Pretty incredible documentary about the making of Werner Herzog's Fitzcarraldo. The main struggle is the key scene where a boat is lifted up a mountain to cross into a river. Amazing that they pulled it off at all, and showcases Herzog's tendency to make film-making as difficult as possible. There are struggles with the natives and with nature as a whole; leading to Herzog's famous line about "nature is full of obscenity..." As a herzog acolyte, I loved it. 5/5

Greenberg (2009) Baumbach - Roger Greenberg is pretty unlikeable, but also really easy to relate to. He has spent some time in a mental institute (for depression?) and now at 40, he's wondering how to live his life. He gets involved with his brother's personal assistant (Greta Gerwig - I'm so into her normal-looking girl body) who is 26. She spends her time singing, drinking, fucking, etc. and Roger probably had a similar lifestyle at her age. What is supposed to happen to those "emerging adults" in their 30s? 3.5/5

Man with the Movie Camera (1929) Vertov - Early experimental film comprised of images and lacking actors, a set, or an actual story. Instead we are presented with some interpretation of life in Russia and the film at barely over an hour achieves a really great rhythm. Favorite sections include the factory scenes and the sports section. Easy to see this film's influence on later filmmakers. 4/5

Nosferatu (1929) Murnau - Classic vampire story, but with an emphasis on a plague connection. Villagers think that young people are dying from the dreaded disease, not from getting their blood sucked. While (or maybe because) this film is so old, Nosferatu is legitimately creepy, especially in the scene where he's carrying a coffin around. I would have liked this a lot more if not for one thing - the music! So bad, so out of place. 4/5

Seven (1995) Fincher - Crime thriller about two detectives trying to solve a case involving a serial killer using the "seven deadly sins" as his template for seeking out victims. The crime scenes are gruesome, but Fincher has a way of still preserving an artistic visual style. Brad Pitt plays a sympathetic idiot, and the ending is clever if a little obvious. Totally whet my appetite for Fincher's newest out this weekend. 4.5/5

Friday, September 24, 2010

Test Pattern #5


So before all of the new Fall shows start, I thought I should give myself a clean slate and post about the shows I have been watching all summer...

Dexter (Season 4) - Unfortunately some of the entertainment feeds I read totally spoiled this season for me, but even so, I really liked this season with John Lithgow as the primary antagonist. I think the season started a bit slow, but got going once Dexter and Arthur develop a closer relationship, things pick up. I gotten pretty used to the formula arc that every season seems to take (except Season 2...my least favorite season) where there's another serial killer on the loose. Debra is super annoying, but generally key in discoveries regarding the case, and the finales consist of Dexter killing the other serial killer. Even though I know and expect the plot to go that way, the chase is still fun, and entertaining to hear my roommate scream.

Friday Night Lights (Season 4) - The most tearjerky season yet. I literally cried every episode but two. Really, this season's core was about Matt Saracen and Tim Riggins and their continual heartbreaks. Matt and Julie break up, Matt loses his dad, and finally finds a way to move out of Dillon. Riggins couldn't hack it in college, so comes back to Dillon and tries to find a way to make a life for himself. He and his brother get involved in some illegal activity, but it's so sympathetic in this small town where it's hard to get ahead financially. I think this show has always been really good at dealing with racial issues, and this season they up the ante by moving the coach to the cross-town high school, which is demographically poorer and more diverse than relatively privileged Dillon High School. I enjoyed the additions of Vince, Luke, and Jess and it makes me really sad that next season will be the final season to cry about this town and these people.

Homicide: Life on the Street (Seasons 6 & 7) - Now, I'm pretty willing to name Homicide as one of the best shows of the 1990s, but the final season nearly tainted that impression. Season 6 introduces a few new, but not as beloved characters, but overall the season was still one of the best. The show dives deeper into some racial prejudices and takes an interesting direction with Kellerman's character. It's also the last season for Pembleton, which is both heartbreaking and fascinating to watch. Season 7 is a pretty big mess. At this point an additional couple characters are added which nobody really likes. The music also gets really strange this season and the storylines increasingly cheesy. I'm not really sure what happened to the writers or directors, but it was a definite misstep. I had to see the conclusion of this show...I just wish the last season wasn't so painful.

Peep Show (Season 1) - This show is easy to gobble up with 25 minute episodes and only 6 episodes per season (and available on Hulu). It's British and basically has two main characters who are roommates. They are both really pathetic but in completely different ways. Mark is really square and has a boring office job. He's also a little chubby, totally neurotic, and constantly plotting how to sleep with his co-worker while simultaneously worrying about some condition with his balls. Jeremy is a complete failure. He fancies himself an electronic musician, but he's awful and cannot land or keep any actual paying jobs. He is also obsessed with trying to get laid, but is only marginally more successful than Mark.

Sons of Anarchy (Seasons 1 & 2) - Maybe it's just me, but I feel like there is a mini-zeitgeist going on about motorcycle culture. The Dream came out with Yamaha. I happened to see the SF Vampire MC while drinking with some co-workers. Then there's Sons of Anarchy, which probably made me start noticing motorcycles at all. I'm pretty into this show...Katey Sagal is surprisingly hot as the main "old lady," the rival gang is a bunch of Latinos from Oakland, and there's this whole Hamlet thing going on between the main character (Jax) and his stepfather (Clay played by Ron Perlman) and Jax's dead father who left a manifesto behind. This show is full of likable gray characters with a strong sense of community and ties to family, but questionable morals in many other arenas. Season 2 features guest appearances by Henry Rollins and Alan Arkin...Season 3 is airing right now.

True Blood (Season 3) - My goodness has True Blood gotten ridiculous. I liked this season better than last season, but perhaps just because I've become numb to the sheer number of supernatural beings. At least Maryanne is gone...This time the main villain is Russell Edgington, a gay vampire who refuses to stop feeding on humans, has control over werewolves, and also wants to manipulate Bill, Eric, and get Sookie in his possession. This season includes fairies, werewolves, and werepanthers, and probably some other shit that I'm forgetting. Sam gets tired of being taken advantage of, Lafayette gets an annoying boyfriend, and Arlene is probably entering a Rosemary's Baby-type scenario. This show has gotten way past the point where I could recommend it to anyone and keep a clear conscience, but I just know I won't be able to help but watch next season.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Celluloid #96


In Home

American Teen (2008) Burstein - No secret that I'm a fan of movies and shows about teenagers - such a crossroads in peoples' lives. This documentary examines a group of students from an Indiana high school that fit pretty easily into typical teen cliques. Nerds, jocks, princesses, weirdo arty girl, etc. However, they all aren't so different - white, middle to upper class, things mostly work out for them, etc. Easy to watch in any case. 3.5/5

Burnt Money (2002) Pineyro - Argentinian film about a famous heist. Nene and Angel are a gay couple with more complications than most. It is the 60s and Angel also potentially has some psychological issues. They are called in for a job involving an armored car, but the deal goes sour. They get away with the money, but cause too many deaths to get away with the crime. For the rest of the film, they are either in hiding or on the run. Pretty sexy and violent. 3.5/5

Lake of Fire (2006) Kaye - Documentary about both sides of the abortion debate. For the most part, the lines are drawn between the religious and more secular people. However, the most interesting, and often most intelligent-sounding are those who don't fall neatly into those categories: the Catholics in favor of Choice, Atheist Libertarians in favor of Life. That being said, for clocking in at two and a half hours, I don't really feel like this film sheds light on anything original. 3.5/5

On the Waterfront (1954) Kazan - Longshoremen are engaged in a mob/union scandal. Terry sets up Joey for a mob hit and subsequently starts trying to spend time with Joey's sister. There's also a radical priest encouraging workers to speak up against injustice. For a time, the movie turns very "brother vs. brother" when Terry gets subpoenaed to testify against the mob. 4/5

Revenge of the Nerds (1984) Kanew - Lewis and Gilbert start college, only to be kicked out of their dorm rooms immediately because the jock fraternity has managed to burn their frat house down. They band together with other school misfits to start a fraternity of their own, then figure out ways to exact their revenge on the guys who have historically made their lives hell. Aged pretty well, a lot of fun. 4/5

Shotgun Stories (2007) Nichols - A father dies leaving behind two sets of half-brothers. One set was abandoned; the other beloved. Those that were abandoned don't even have proper names - Kid, Son, Boy. Nevertheless, the two sides embark on a dangerous feud resulting in deaths on both sides, knowing that forgiveness will be the only thing capable of ending the bloodshed. Arkansas has never looked so slow and sad. 4/5

Trust (1990) Hartley - Melancholy film about Maria, a pregnant high school drop-out who accidentally kills her father. Our other protagonist is Matt, a genius who hates his father, carries around a grenade, and won't watch television. Both of their families are terrible. They are also trying to track down a woman who stole a baby. The film is very arthouse 90s, with lots of musing about modern love, work, and general existentialism, and I really liked it. "Respect + admiration + trust = love"...if only that formula worked. 4/5


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Celluloid #95


In Theaters

the American (2010) Corbijn - Basically a James Bond archetype, but with artsier prettier scenery, little dialogue, and slower pacing. George Clooney plays Jack, a weapons craftsman who works for some international entity and seems pretty lonely. He spends most of time working out with his shirt off and trying to date prostitutes. The film does a good job of ratcheting up the paranoia, but seems like it will be totally forgettable. 3/5

Machete (2010) Rodriguez - Awesome. While the film doesn't stray too far from Rodriguez's El Mariachi Desperado storyline and tropes, I couldn't help but enjoy the bloodshed and hot but far from helpless ladies (who all have to make out with Danny Trejo at some point). Michelle Rodriguez is the best and I really liked Lindsay Lohan in her trashy/gaggy role. 4/5

In Home

Son of Rambow (2007) Jennings - Two English boys become friends of sorts. One is the son of a strict religious mother; the other barely has any adult supervision and just tries to please his older brother. It's the 1980s and together the boys try to make their own Rambo-style movie. Perhaps a bit too cutesy in my opinion. 3.5/5

Whip It (2009) Barrymore - Cute movie about a 17 year-old named Bliss who's having a hard time with her mother's domestic expectations and beauty pageants. She finds an outlet in roller derby, but has to keep it a secret. Most of the film follows your typical sports storyline and includes a teenage romance, but in both instances a nice "girl power" agenda for empowerment dominates, and really I'm a sucker for that. 3.5/5

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Celluloid #94


In Home

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) Carpenter - A police station is relocating, but on its last night of operation a violent mob attacks. The film is pretty hilarious in its depiction of "the ghetto" as essentially a place full of zombie-like delinquents out to get civilians. I think it's also interesting how diverse the film tries to be, even including a woman and a prisoner as part of the "heroes." Fun, simple concept for a genre film. 4/5

Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Temple - Really campy film about three aliens who land in Geena Davis' pool. She's having problems with her fiancée, and takes them to get make-overs to fit in. Overall a pretty stupid movie, but I actually enjoyed the outrageous love scene with Jeff Goldblum, the dance off at the club with Damon Wayans, and the song about blonds. 2.5/5

Mildred Pierce (1945) Curtiz - Very dramatic story about a woman who will do anything for her daughter. After her husband leaves, she is forced to fend for herself, which she does quite well by opening a chain of restaurants. The daughter, Veda, is the worst. She's selfish, cruel, and obsessed with money. Not to mention, Veda also takes up with her mom's new boyfriend. Scandalous. 3.5/5

Slums of Beverly Hills (1998) Jenkins - A quirky film about a family living in dirtbag hotels in Beverly Hills in order to stay in a good school district. Also, a cousin/niece moves in after a stint in rehab. For the most part, this feels like an arbitrary collection of silly scenes along the lines of a Todd Solondz film, but much lighter in tone. 3/5

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Hooper - Really creepy, and sometimes legitimately scary classic horror film. This movie contains so many interesting visuals including a house full of animal skulls and Leatherface dancing around with his chainsaw. The shots were much weirder and cooler than I would have expected for so simple a story. Other highlights include a disgusting hitchhiker played by someone who could be James Franco's delayed, gross brother. I liked this movie so much more than I would have thought. 4.5/5

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Celluloid #93


In Home

Bright Star (2009) Campion - A romance springs up between the poet John Keats and Fanny Brawne. Their love is an inspiration to get Keats writing again, but he just can't make any real money, and his poor financial state prevents him from being able to marry Fanny. He's also really sick and his friends believe the best course of action is to send him to live in a warmer climate. I love the butterfly farm that Fanny assembles. 4/5

Happiness (1998) Solondz - A series of stories about miserable people. Bill is a pedophile that has raped at least two boys. Alan crank calls women to get off. Meanwhile, his fat neighbor Christina comes by to flirt, but she feels guilt for killing the maintenance man. Joy is the failure in the family and very unlucky in love. She falls for one of her refugee ESL students, who in turn steals her stuff. When I saw this film in college, I remember hating it, probably for the copious amounts of jizz. This time around, that didn't really bother me, but the film does seem more cartoonish and way more of a parody than I expected. 3.5/5

Life During Wartime (2009) Solondz - A sequel of sorts to Happiness. The characters are the same, but played by different actors. Bill is out of jail, Billy is off at college, Joy married Alan, and Trish is dating fat but normal losers. Not a terrible film, but definitely cannot stand alone. I watched these films back to back, and I'm glad or else I wouldn't have been able to pick up on a lot of the gags. Joy's new character was almost enough to ruin the film for my co-watcher. Best I can tell, this is a film about forgiveness, but it doesn't really do anything with that. 2.5/5

Quick Change (1990) Franklin - Bill Murray, dressed as a clown, robs a bank with his girlfriend and childhood friend. Randy Quaid is there for comic relief and to almost always ruin the plan. The trio is trying to make their way to the airport and ends up getting stranded in various New York neighborhoods, running from the cops and the mob. All the while, Phylis keeps trying to tell Grimm (Murray) that she's pregnant. Enjoyably silly. 4/5

Re-Animator (1985) Gordon - A scientist has discovered a serum to bring the dead back to life. However, all the kinks haven't been worked out and those re-animated tend to be more aggressive than their alive selves. Body horror along the lines of Cronenberg, but laughably unrealistic effects. More gross-out than scary. 3.5/5

Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired (2008) Zenovich - Documentary about Polanski's sex scandal with a 13 year old. The incident is portrayed as part of the grief and fall out from Sharon Tate's murder. Also, the film focuses on the corruption of the legal proceedings surrounding the case. If anything this documentary is biased in Polanski's favor, and I can easily see why. Undoubtedly, Polanski is a great filmmaker, and while it's not ever excusable to sleep with a girl that young, this particular girl was already experimenting with drugs, alcohol, and sex, and more importantly, she's even publicly forgiven him. 4/5

the Running Man (1987) Glaser - In the future, convicts are sometimes recruited to a gladiator-like game show called "the Running Man" where their survival can lead to a reduced or pardoned sentence. Ben Richards is wrongfully accused of massacring a bunch of innocent people during a military mission. He is forced onto the show and many battles ensue, all while he's trying to prove his innocence through an underground media network. Some things don't really add up, but a totally entertaining film. 3.5/5


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Celluloid #92


In Home

Abouna (2004) Harom - The father of two boys goes missing. They are approximately 11 and 15 and their mother decides the best thing is to send them off to Koran school. It's boring there and other boys pick on them (especially the younger brother Amine), but there is a nice, pretty deaf girl. They attempt to escape, get caught, and more drama happens. Very pretty to watch, and well shot, but very slow in pacing and quite arbitrary in story. 3/5

the Blue Angel (1930) von Sternberg - A college professor falls for a local nightclub singer, against his better judgment. They get married and go on the road together, but it's only a matter of time before Lola gets restless and essentially ruins the professor's life. 4/5 

the Machinist (2004) Anderson - Christian Bale looks terrible! His character, Trevor, hasn't slept in a year and then he accidentally takes someone's arm off in a machine. Several people people make comments about "if he was any skinnier, he wouldn't exist"...lots of weird shit happens, and at times it seems like the film might be highly influenced by Fight Club, however the style or something about the story just seems off...3/5

the Messenger (2009) Moverman - Sgt. Montgomery gets assigned to "Casualty Notification" duty, basically making him responsible for telling families that their spouses or children haved been killed in action. Strangely, Montgomery starts essentially stalking one of the wives that he had to notify, but that plot line doesn't dominate the film. Mainly, there's a very clear anti-wat sentiment, showing how soldiers carry a lot of guilt about being "war heroes", or not seeing enough action, or just can't grieve properly. 3.5/5  

le Million (1931) Clair - An artist is in a lot of debt, when by chance he buys a winning lottery ticket. However, the ticket is in his jacket in his girlfriend's house. It's pretty shabby looking, so she gives it away to an old man without thinking. Silliness ensues while Michel tries to track down his ticket. All in all, too silly and too much singing for my taste. 3/5

Tetro (2009) Coppola - Two brothers reunite in Buenos Aires after a long period of estrangement. Tetro is much older and curmudgeonly and Bennie is not quite 18 and has a lot of questions for the brother he grew up idolizing. Tetro took off when Bennie was a kid, promising to come back for him, but ends up cutting off contact with his entire family. Tetro has a lot of resentment towards his famous conductor father, resulting in a battle of genius. Bennie wants to encourage Tetro to write again, and hopes that success will validate his brother's existence. 4/5 

the Warriors (1979) Hill - All the gangs in New York meet up to pledge a truce when the organizer of the meet-up gets shot. His death is wrongfully place on the Warriors, causing a new wave of violence to erupt. The Warriors have to fend off various rival gangs just to make it home. 4/5

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Celluloid #91


In Home

Big Fan (2009) Siegel - Dark comedy about a pathetic man who obsesses about football, namely the New York Giants, and in particular, the quarterback. He spends his days working as a parking attendant, listening to games or sports radio and often calling into these programs. One night he has the chance to meet his idol and through a drunken misunderstanding, gets assaulted into critical condition. He won't press charges for fear of how it will affect the team. 3.5/5

Black White + Gray (2007) Crump - Documentary about Sam Wagstaff, most famously known as the artist Robert Mapplethorpe's lover. This documentary seeks to give Wagstaff his due after being overshadowed by Mapplethorpe's fame. Wagstaff was a curator and art collector, who most notably amassed a huge collection of photographs, often photos of a nonacademic or nonprofessional nature. He was also largely responsible for championing the minimalism movement and of course, jump-starting Mapplethorpe's notoriety. This documentary was of particular interest to me because I just recently finished reading Patti Smith's new book Just Kids about her and Robert Mapplethorpe, and Sam to some extent. 3.5/5 

Boys Don't Cry (1999) Peirce - Brandon lives in small town Nebraska in the early 1990s. He's trans-gendered, but has to keep it a secret or he will get killed. Everyone is bored and just drinks and fights a lot. Brandon falls in love with Lana who sorta has a past with John, and that makes John furious. Eventually the others find out. Lana doesn't care, but John and Tom take the worst kind of revenge. 4/5

Dear Zachary (2008) Kuenne - A total cryfest that starts out as a tribute to the filmmaker's murdered friend. Andrew was killed by his ex-girlfriend in a fit of rage. In a surprise to everyone else, she was pregnant with Andrew's son. The film then follows the fucked up Canadian justice system that managed to let her out on bail twice, and the custody battle between her and the grandparents. It's incredible how much you get swept up in this story about strangers. 4/5 

the Man From London (2007) Tarr - A man finds a suitcase of money that was flung into the sea. He has problems with his family, especially with his daughter and her shitty employer. This is a Tarr film, so viewers should be aware of a few things: 1.) There is no dialogue for the first 30 minutes. 2.) The film is in black and white and incredibly beautiful, but also very slow and often difficult to pay attention due to the quiet nature of the film. 3.) There's a great scene involving dancing in a bar (something that has happened in at least one other of his films). 3.5/5 

Seduced and Abandoned (1964) Germi - Peppino impregnates Agnese, his fiancé's 16 year-old sister. Their father decides the best course of action is for Peppino to marry Agnese instead of Matilde. However, Peppino doesn't want to marry Agnese because he believes that he deserves a virgin for a bride. A comedy of trying to maintain honor on all sides. 3.5/5 

A Single Man (2009) Ford - It's the 1960s and George Falconer has to deal with the death of his lover practically in secret. George is suicidal, but things keep stopping him. This film is more about the visuals and the mood rather than the storyline. The coloring is very vivid, especially in scenes of beautiful people or of the pink California skies. 4/5

Some Like It Hot (1959) Wilder - Prohibition is in full swing. Joe and Jerry accidentally witness some Chicago mob justice and decide to get out of town by posing as female  musicians. Also, Joe and Jerry are both pursuing Sugar (Marilyn Monroe) while trying to keep up their ruse. Granted, the girls are all portrayed as silly and stupid, but the film does seem a little transgressive for the time. 4/5

To Have and Have Not (1944) Hawks - Totally forgettable plot, but one watches this film to see the chemistry between Lauren Bacall and Bogart. She is incredibly hot (all though I could do without her singing) and features the famous line that starts "You know how to whistle don't you?" I just question for myself whether celebrity adoration is enough to make a film. 3/5

Vernon, Florida (1981) Morris - Errol Morris presents a picture of a backwoods town full of characters. Everyone is pretty strange, but not to the point that you want to laugh at them. There's the old men with their odd pets. Hunters obsessed with wild turkeys. Then town historian and his funny laugh. A preacher who gives the most boring sermons and a man who raises worms and doesn't trust books. All in all, lots of dudes that remind me of my grandpa. 4/5

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Celluloid #90


In Theaters

Inception (2010) Nolan - So all though the hype is waning and the backlash perhaps starting, I found this film entertaining, visually appealing, and overall a summer blockbuster well above average caliber. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Cobb, a type of thief who steals people's ideas while in their dreams. One client approaches him to instead implant an idea into a competitor's mind, a particularly risky assignment. As the audience, we are cleverly taught the rules of dreamworld and end up traveling four or five layers deep into someone's sub-conscience. Even at 2 and 1/2 hours, I never found myself wanting to check the time, and it doesn't hurt that Joseph Gordon Levitt is especially handsome in the film. 4.5/5

the Kids Are All Right (2010) Cholodenko - So while Inception lives up to the hype, I really think critics are peeing their pants too much over this film. I think it's good, but nothing particularly special. A dysfunctional family dramedy where two lesbians, Nic and Jules, are raising two teenagers. When the older teenager turns 18, she and her brother seek out their sperm donor/biological father. The storyline gets a little predictable, but thankfully avoids many clichéd paths that it could have gone down. All around the acting is really good, and even features a small part played by Yaya from cycle 3 of ANTM. 3.5/5

In Home

Cries and Whispers (1972) Bergman - I loved all the red and white in this film, but maybe I just wasn't in the mood to watch Bergman, because I got really bored with the story. Three sisters are all under the same roof because one of them is dying. Another sister is carrying on an affair with the doctor. Besides that, lots of talking and pointing out the faults in one another. 3/5

Detour (1945) Ulmer - Al is trying to make his way out to California to meet up with his singer-girlfriend. He doesn't have much money, so he resorts to hitchhiking across the country. Everything is going fine until one of his drivers accidentally dies. In a series of bad decisions, Al decides to keep the car and take the guy's clothes. Unfortunately, his luck gets so much worse when he picks up a hitchhiker of his own. 3.5/5

the Fly (1986) Cronenberg - Seth is a scientist who has created a teleportation device. Unfortunately, when he tests the machine on himself, a fly is also present causing a really disgusting genetic fusion. Of course, with Cronenberg at the helm, you know the body/flesh horror is going to be really good, and this one gets pretty grotesque. I had a lot of fun squeaming on the couch. 4/5

Heavenly Creatures (1994) Jackson - Juliet is the new girl at school. She and Pauline become fast friends in part due to their leg and lung illnesses. The girls become obsessed with the idea of "the 4th World" and find much escapism in the form of a story about a royal family. One can see their need for escapism because adolescence is full of family and sexual drama, but this female friendship begins to go awry. Outsiders worry about homosexuality, but really everyone should be on alert for their plan of MURDER! Kate Winslet's debut film. 4/5

Lady Vengeance (2005) Park - Chan-wook Park makes the most visually interesting and beautiful films out of anyone working today. I love the pairing of the vivid aesthetics with strange often bloody stories. A woman gets out of jail after serving a 13-year sentence for kidnapping and killing a child. After she gets out, she arranges for the parents whose children were killed to take revenge on the actual killer. 4/5

Vanilla Sky (2001) Crowe - After watching Inception, my sister made comparisons with this film. I hadn't seen this since it was originally in theaters and was aware that it has generally been increasingly maligned as the years pass. Watching this again, I didn't hate it. In fact, I was pretty willing to go along until the last third or fourth of the film when the IT guy comes around, and so much explaining happens. Also, I cannot stand Cameron Diaz. As an idea, I think the dream/death realm is interesting, but it just makes me feel like I should probably watch the Spanish film that this was based off. 3/5 

Monday, July 19, 2010

Celluloid #89


In Home

Days of Being Wild (1991) Wong - York treats ladies badly. He breaks Su Lizhen's heart when she asks him to marry her. Then he turns around and breaks Mimi's heart when she proposes that he pick her up from the club regularly. York also wants to track down his biological mother. 4/5

the Naked Kiss (1964) Fuller - Apparently the title refers to a tell-tale sign of perverts. Kelly was a prostitute, but after entering a new town she decides to change her ways (after sleeping with the sheriff). She starts working at the hospital for disabled children (where she also records a creepy song with the kids) and gets engaged to a prominent person. Unfortunately, people have a lot of secrets to keep, and as a result Kelly is made to suffer. 4/5

the Princess Bride (1987) Reiner - A childhood classic for most of my peers, but recently I watched this with some of my friends and a five year-old. The five year-old hated it and chastised us for making her watch a "scary, violent movie" which of course the rest of us brushed off because it's so silly and rarely does one even see a little blood. (All though I will concede that the swamp scenes with the ROUS- "rodents of unusual size" probably freaked me out as a kid as well). It was nice to revisit Buttercup & Wesley, the Spaniard hellbent on avenging his father's death, and of course lovable Andre the Giant. 4/5

Repulsion (1965) Polanski - Carol is fragile and a little off mentally. When her sister goes out of town for a couple weeks, Carol loses it. It doesn't help that guys will not leave her alone...Polanski was really great in the 1960s with his thrillers involving crazy people (I'm also thinking of Knife in the Water) and so good at ratcheting up the tension. 4.5/5

Tony Manero (2008) Larrain - Raul is obsessed with "Tony Manero", the John Travolta character from Saturday Night Fever. The film is Chilean and takes place at a time when Chile was in huge political upheaval. I though the premise sounded entertaining; Raul's main goal is the perfect the ideal disco routine. However, this film is surprisingly really dark and Raul is up there for the prize of "worst person ever." 4/5

the Trial (1962) Welles - Appropriately creepy and stylish representation of Kafka's famous novel. Josef K gets charged with an unnamed crime. He gets tangled up in all kinds of bureaucracy without ever finding out the details of his case, along the way getting obsessed with acquittal. My favorite scene is a surreal moment of a multitude of little girls trying to get at Josef while he's behind bars. Making out on a huge pile of papers is also pretty good..4/5

Zombieland (2009) Fleischer - Columbus and Tallahassee are a mismatched pair teamed up for survival in a post-apocalyptic world full of zombies. Columbus is anxious, neurotic, and makes mention several times of his social awkwardness and how that has prepared him for a lonely life. Tallahassee is more interested in obtaining the "zombie kill of the week" and finding some twinkies. Along the way the run into a couple of girls to provide drama and love interest. I wish this film was scarier or more gory...all the references to "the rules" got a little tedious after a while. 3.5/5


Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Celluloid #88


In Theaters

the Killer Inside Me (2010) Winterbottom - Casey Affleck essentially reprises his role from the Assassination of Jesse James.., but he's so good at playing the soft-spoken creep. Graphically violent, but maintains the feeling of Jim Thompson's novel. All around the acting is pretty strong, including Jessica Alba- even though half her performance involves getting her face bashed in. 4/5

Micmacs (2010) Jeunet - Silly, silly movie about a bunch of misfits who essentially start an arms war between two rival weapons companies. One is responsible for the bomb that killed Bazil's dad; the other for manufacturing the bullet lodged in his brain. Aesthetically, Jeunet is recognizable and enjoyable, however, this movie was not his best since it felt like watching a live-action cartoon. His other films always incorporate quirk and silliness, but there's usually another genre or element to add substance. 3.25/5

Winter's Bone (2010) Granik - White trash mountain people are so in! Ree is 17, raising her two younger siblings, tending to her mentally unstable mother, and tending their house when the local sheriff informs her that the house was put up as part of her father's bail. If he doesn't show up for court, then their little family will be homeless. Her dad has been absent most of her life, but especially in recent months, so tracking him down becomes quite a problem. 4/5

In Home

the General (1927) Bruckman - Keaton is not nearly as funny as Chaplin in this Civil War film where "Johnny Gray" is essentially trying to impress Annabelle by enlisting in th Army. A lot of the scenes take place on his train, and the scenery is quite beautiful. However, the story gets a little tiresome since it's really just Johnny chasing or being chased by other soldiers on a train all day. I will say that a one really cool image exists involving a train on a burning bridge. 3.5/5

My Night at Maud's (1969) Rohmer - Kinda boring film where two men run into each other after not seeing one another for 14 years. One is a devout Catholic (but still sleeps with women) and the other agnostic. The two spend Christmas with the agnostic's friend Maud. Maud and the Catholic have a love connection and spend most of the film philosophizing about religion and love. 3/5

Pepe le Moko (1936) Duvivier - For two years, the cops have been trying to capture the notorious thief and gangster, Pepe le Moko. Not only is he a criminal, but he's pretty rotten to his girlfriend and drops her when a Parisian girl enters the picture on her vacation to the Casbah. People who pretend to be Pepe's friends try to set him up to get caught by the police. Basically, he can't trust anyone, and he really wants to see the Parisian girl before she heads back to France. 3.5/5

V for Vendetta (2006) McTeigue - I don't know why I expected anything different, but this film was TERRIBLE. V is seeking revenge on those who have played a negative role in his life, but somehow he's doing it in the name of revolution against the government. Natalie Portman plays "Evey" and her character is incredibly stupid. Why does she go along with everything so easily? Maybe this film is supposed to be a warning against religious extremism, and I would have been fine to go along with that, except the love story is too ridiculous, the lines wooden and cheesy, and basically I felt like I had wasted a couple hours of my life. 1/5

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Art Garfunkel Memorial Reading List (January - June 2010)


1.) Winesburg, Ohio - Anderson (1/26)

2.) Paris Review Interviews, Vol. 1 (1/31)

3.) Olive Kitteridge - Strout (2/02)

4.) Film Form: Essays in Film Theory - Eisenstein (2/07)

5.) the Question of Bruno - Hemon (2/07)

6.) Success - Amis (2/13)

7.) the Halfway House - Rosales (2/17)

8.) Tales of the City - Maupin (2/27)

9.) Omon Ra - Pelevin (3/07)

10.) the Sorrows of Young Werther - Goethe (3/16)

11.) Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung - Bangs (3/21)

12.) the Sluts - Cooper (4/01)

13.) Blood Meridian - McCarthy (4/12)

14.) In Defense of Food - Pollan (4/13)

15.) Mythologies - Barthes (4/18)

16.) the Lazarus Project - Hemon (4/26)

17.) Thank You, Jeeves - Wodehouse (5/02)

18.) Doctor Glas - Soderberg (5/06)

19.) A Tomb for Boris Davidovich - Kis (5/11)

20.) the People of Paper - Plascencia (5/19)

21.) Last Exit to Brooklyn - Selby (5/25)

22.) Butterfly Stories - Vollmann (6/01)

23.) Cloud Atlas - Mitchell (6/08)

24.) Last Evenings on Earth - Bolano (6/18)

25.) Mysteries of Pittsburgh - Chabon (6/22)

26.) CivilWarLand in Bad Decline - Saunders (6/24)

27.) Lost City Radio - Alarcon (6/29)

Monday, June 28, 2010

Test Pattern #4


America's Next Top Model (Cycle 14) and RuPaul's Drag Race (Season 2) - These are essentially the same show...lots of make-up, photo shoots, eliminations, etc. The end of ANTM was pretty anticlimatic since you knew who was almost certainly going to win four or five episodes before the finale. On the drag race, there was a similar lack of excitement because the front runner from the very beginning never got knocked off her throne. Lastly, I just wanted to mention that Season 1 of RuPaul is vastly better than this second season. The prizes may be jankier, but the contestants were much more creative and almost anyone from last season's top five could have beaten anyone on this season.  

Breaking Bad (Season 3) - This has to be my current favorite show. Walter and Jesse are still making meth and still having to ward off members of the cartel. The DEA is mostly out of the picture this season, but the drama with Skylar and with their employer has skyrocketed. I'm still impressed by how good this show looks and it's almost impossible to not get sucked into the action, even when it gets totally over the top.

Fringe (Season 2) - I never regularly watched X-Files growing up, but I am pretty sure that Fringe is the modern equivalent. There's some sexual tension between the two main characters Olivia and Peter, both of which are part of the "fringe unit" of the FBI and investigate unusual or supernatural homicides, events, etc. I did not see all of the first season, but it seems like the show has really hit its stride during this second season. The episodes can mostly stand alone, but there is a really interesting overarching plot involving Peter and an alternate universe.

Glee (Season 1) - So, I know many people treat this show like a guilty pleasure. I for one have never felt too guilty about it. Sure the acting can be bad, or the songs can fall into cringe territory, but I think this show does have a lot of heart. At times the social agenda can be a little overbearing, but I love the teenage drama, and several episodes made me get a little misty. Sue Sylvester's insults are a treat and performance of "the Boy is Mine" are standouts.

Homicide (Season 3, 4, & 5) - This show is so good. Basically Law and Order with less time in the courtroom and better characters. I still have a season and a half before I finish the entire series, but so far seasons 3 and 5 have been my favorites. In season 3, three of the detectives are shot at and critically wounded when they go to the wrong address. That season also addresses the suicide of one of the detectives. In season 4, Frank Pembleton's stress finally takes its toll. Seasons 4 and 5 focus a lot on Luther Mahoney, a drug kingpin, and the frustrations regarding not being able to make any charges stick to him. Season 4 also brings about the new detective Kellerman, and Season 5 introduces Medical Examiner Julianna (played by Michelle Forbes aka Maryann from True Blood and Admiral Cain from Battlestar Galactica). 

Justified (Season 1) - Timothy Olyphant plays Raylan Givens, a U.S. Marshall that might be a little trigger-happy. For a while, Raylan shoots someone in every episode, each time the shooting is "justified." A central part of the story is that Raylan has been stationed in his home state of Kentucky against his wishes. His father often falls on the opposite side of the law, as do any former friends. Unfortunately the women in this show are a little irritating. Ava in particular. I like his ex-wife Winona, especially her wardrobe, but even she is a little lame. Apparently, white trash is kinda in as far as television is concerned. 

the Office (Season 6) - The Office is something that I definitely only watch out of habit these days. The tension is long gone. I'm so bored with Pam and Jim and their baby, and I miss the days when Michael was actually kinda a jerk...now he's just too nice. Kathy Bates is good most of the time, but I really wish more time was spent with the supporting characters. I miss Kelly and Angela and Kevin. Plus, I'd like to know what happened to Ryan now that he dresses like a full-fledged hipster instead of the bleach-tipped imbecile from last season. 

30 Rock (Season 4) - By far the weakest season yet, but still has its moments of hilarity. Mainly I think the show could have been much better had they done the following: 1.) Gotten rid of Julianne Moore much sooner...that Boston accent was terrible. Actually, I'm not a big fan of the Avery character either. I miss Salma Hayek. 2.) Spent way less time with the Wesley "Future Husband" plot line. 3.) Spent way more time with TRACY! 

Treme (Season 1) - David Simon's return to the screen after the Wire probably came with unreasonable expectations. This series is set in New Orleans, just months after Katrina. Since it is David Simon, the characters are great, but I found myself having two regular complaints. 1.) Too much music. I know N.O. is a music town, but sometimes close to a third of the show is just performances. 2.) Related to too much music is the feeling that the plot barely exists or progresses. For the most part there aren't very tangible conflicts. The main problem is LaDonna's search for her missing brother, and probably the second most visible problem is the tumultuous relationship between Annie and Sonny. Things admittedly picked up towards the end of the season, and I look forward to what lies ahead.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Celluloid #87


In Theaters

Gravity Was Everywhere Back Then (2010) Green - Leonard and Mary are an unusual couple living in isolated Kentucky. When Mary gets diagnosed with cancer, Leonard attempts to save her by turning their house into a "healing machine"...a romantic and tragic notion. This film is amazing aesthetically, using stop motion animation, but live actors and a large set. The "special effect" (namely involving the car accident) are really cool and I like that you can tell the process is so time-consuming. The narration is also really interesting, if perhaps a little uncomfortable or off-putting at times. The filmmaker sounds full of anger or on the brink of tears while speaking about things of a typically spiritual nature. Extremely limited release, but recommended if you can find it. 4/5

Splice (2010) Natali - I laughed so much at this B-movie-styled film about two biochemist and their weird human-animal creature. Without giving anything away, this film goes every place you would hope and takes a few welcome but totally outrageous turns. 4/5

In Home

Ace in the Hole (1951) Wilder - A big city newspaperman finds himself needing a job in Albuquerque and starts trash talking about the whole town, disgruntled with being reduced to working for such a "lowly" paper. Chuck's only goal is to write about a big story in order to regain his place at a big city newspaper. He gets a break with a story about a man trapped in a mine, but he manipulates the situation so much that he puts the man's life in danger. 4/5

the Lady Eve (1941) Sturges - Jean and her father are card sharks who decide to take a wealthy beer heir for his fortune. However, "Hopsy" falls for Jean and surprisingly she returns the feelings. He proposes marriage, but then discovers her true identity. The second half of the film, when Jean assumes a new identity as an English aristocrat, does not match up with the greatness of the first half, but overall a fun deception film. 4/5

Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (1962) Richardson - Colin gets sentenced to a juvenile detention center for committing petty crimes. These crimes are mostly rooted in boredom and refusing to accept the limited options in life. Once locked up, the headmaster discovers Colin's talent for distance running and uses Colin to try and win the title against a local school. Part of the "Angry Young Man" movement in England. 3.5/5


Saturday, June 12, 2010

Celluloid #86


In Theaters

Holy Rollers (2010) Asch - After being rejected as a potential husband in an arranged marriage, Sam accidentally gets into smuggling ecstasy via his shady neighbor. Sam is a orthodox Jew living in the Hasidic  neighborhood in Brooklyn. Even though this film is based on a true story, for some reason I expected it to fall a little more on the dark comedy side. Instead, this is actually a pretty serious film about a young man struggling with tradition and the culture outside, faith, and the desire to be a man who can support himself. 3.75/5

Please Give (2010) Holofcener - Essentially a film about rich, white New Yorkers having a neurotic time. The main problems are rooted in guilt and privilege. This sounds like something I might hate, but in actuality, I thought this film was well-done and I appreciated that it stayed away from cheesiness and epiphanies. Alex and Kate run a vintage furniture store populated by the former belongings of dead people. They are also waiting for their old lady neighbor to die so that they can expand their apartment. The granddaughters  of the lady develop relationships of varying degrees with Alex, Kate, and their daughter. In addition, Holofcener depicts bodies in such a bleak and unglamorous way. 3.5/5

In Home

Gates of Heaven (1978) Morris - Documentary about pet cemeteries and the people who open them, and the crazy pet owners that make use of them. The interviews with the pet owners depict obsessed people, but also often delves into tangential areas. A lot of time is spent with one family in Northern California who own one of these cemeteries. They are so quintessentially Californian with their self-help and positive thinking, recording music, and developing new religions. An interesting glimpse into the late 1970s. 4/5

the Gleaners and I (2000) Varda - Another documentary about "gleaning", a tradition akin to dumpster-diving or foraging. Varda also inserts herself often into the film with her musings about aging. At times, the film feels a little amateurish and I was annoyed with the street punks she interviews, but other than that a film that I was surprised that I got so sucked into. 3.5/5

Summer Hours (2008) Assayas - An old woman brings her three grown children together to discuss plans after her death. Two of the children live overseas, so she has the foresight to know that the estate will likely be sold. The house is full of art and artist-created furniture. Most of the film deals with how art is perceived, especially on the market, and how siblings deal with the loss of the one person who really holds them together. 4/5